ITT: Products that trigger /an/
>>4783886
>>4783949>>4783890He cute.
>>4783977>>4783992>>4783993 Cats, got it.
>>4783882Why does /an/ hate this?
>>4783992>>4783993What’s wrong with these
>>4783882I used bucket traps with antifreeze this yearGot several but snap trap still works best.
>>4784045They're the napalm of traps. Cruel, non-discriminatory. Have to finish the job or else they end up dying of thirst, which is even more cruel. Caught a couple chipmunks yesterday and had to put them down. Very sad
>>4784149Sounds pretty useful actually. Get a bunch of verm on the pad, leave out in a field where you have problems with large pests like foxes and have it act as bait while you wait with a rifle zeroed in. 2 birds 1 stone. It is only as cruel as rat poison or other traps that kills pests.
I hated glue traps until my terrier who i guess was keeping the mice away became senile and i had to deal with a pretty bad infestation and put them out in desperationIt was ugly and pretty cruel but not as bad as i thoughtThe mice would get pretty loud and inpossible to ignore in the traps so i could kill them pretty swiftly and it only took about a week to get the infestation under control where i wasnt catching any more
never took my cat to the vet once and it is 10 years old
>>4784178pet for poors
>>4784181This. True men buy a TOADLINE at 2-4 years average lifespan.
>>4783882>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM STUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHH FUCK SQUEAK SQUEAK AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>4784045Because it's a very slow and painful death, but the sad truth is that it's by far the cheapest, simplest, and most effective way of dealing with a rat problem
>>4784227>*turn up the volume of my record player playing "The Ride of the Valkyries" while I unfold my dental kit in front of the rat that has stolen from my larder for 3 months*
So ITT things that harm animals?
>>4784073Flea collars leach insecticide into your cat's skinFancy Feast is overpriced goyslop
>>4783993https://youtu.be/6U8QhGXNcfA
>>4784325This guy is a fucking baby. Dog food has no taste, it's almost entirely smell because dogs "taste" with their noses. How do I know this? Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog, that's how. Dog food and treats smell like bacon but taste like flavorless clay.
>>4784333>Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog, that's howDo dogfags really?
>>4784335I've also tried all my cats' foods over the years too. You're not a real pet owner unless you've tasted the fuel you're putting in your own pet.
Picture related to the point.Especially true for “dog lovers”.
>>4784337I own parrots, I don't need to check.
>>4784339what ?
>>4784342based on the filename it seems to be a phone posting redditor. expecting sense is too much.
>>4784339Took a few tries to get this to load. Weird
>>4784339Nigga posted a 1440x900 png of just transparency layer lol
>>4784339>expecting redditors to understandThis was your only sin.
>>4784186so basically mice but bigger>>4784268>>4784335Kek
>>4784339ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm there’s nothing there champ
>>4784333Maybe feed your dog food instead of goyslop
>>4784558I've tried everything from Hill's Science Diet to Beneful to Dog Chow. Dog food has no taste. Maybe don't offer your retarded opinions on things you don't know about, mmkay sweetie?
>>4784561Why the fuck are you eating dog food? Get your life together mate
>>4784169I think the "cruel" is how slowly the animal is dispatched.I want them dead I don't really want them to suffer.
>>4784620That's why you need to kill them as soon as you find them in the glue traps. It's the only way to have any semblance of humanity, but you get your hands and soul dirty>t. just had to kill 2 more chipmunks with a hammer
Forgot imagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2MvHuflizQLiterally me>100+ rat kills>4 chipmunks>1 snake
>>4784671Why a hammer? That must be gory. I would think drowning or something would be pretty quick for them
Once at work, one of the supervisors brought to me one of the glue traps with a lizard caught in it. They knew I liked animals and often came up with creative solutions to various problems, so they figured I might be able to do something about it.Using metal rods to lever it up, and applying Freon TF solvent, I was able to free it from the trap and all residue, without injury.I then took it outside and released it into the bushes, appearing no worse for the experience.It took about 45 minutes to do.
>>4784814It is very gory, but it's instant. Drowning is painful and shitty
>>4784337based degenerate
>>4784671At that point it's easier and less soul-crushing to just use the snap traps.
>>4784235That's not even true though. A five gallon bucket, a dowel, and some peanut butter will kill twenty mickeys a night. And none of them will escape by ripping off their skin/feet. Drowning sucks too but it has to be better than being glued for days before you die of dehydration or get thrown alive into a trash bin.
>>4783882Seriously /an/ has some unhealthy projections when it comes to rats.
>>4784814>why a hammerStyle-points.
Why does the idea of dying alone in a glue trap make my peepee hard? Like there's just no rational explanation for this one
>>4784045They work too good.
>>4785248get your head examined
>>4785277kek i can see it now
>>4784333>>4784337joe?
>>4784852Doing good work anon
>>4784337That anon is right and yet the liberal faggot pet store employees ask me to leave when I rip open the bag of crickets for my leopard gecko and start shoving them into my mouth to ensure they meet my high standards.
>>4785248petrification fetish. trust me, it's incurable. Just be glad god didn't give you something even worse like necro or snuff or whatever.
>>4784169Foxes aren't vermin
>>4785248kill yourself thread derailer
>>4785332Nope, sorry.
>>4785229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNfaRMS75k&list=PLk2QSht0RAUEMduNgBzaW3RrQVuokzkLE&index=6
>>4783882Why do I feel that this originally was furry fetish art
>>4785380They are where I am from.
>>4785889ok cletoid
>>4785883Because deviantart fetish art is so bad that it looks like old school clip art which was the equivalent of AI generated commerical advertisement assets of the boomer generation.
>>4785890I am a Bong actually.
>>4785902you post this here like it's funny
>>4785902I make my cat eat this if they don't use their scratching post. Takes them a day and a half to cave in to eat it and then I switch back to normal feed the following day. Works like a charm.
>>4785895So you don't even have rabies to worry about psycho
>>4785902Who is even buying this
>>4786034Vegans
>>4786034Women
>>4785990Rabies is not the only concern, killing foxes are not uncommon. Just because they are an exotic furbaby where you live doesn't mean they are over here.
>>4784671If you didn't intend to kill chipmunks you could have freed them with vegetable oil.
>>4786292Build a proper henhouse and keep your stupid cat inside saar
>>4786298Don't have a cat, do have dogs though and Foxes attack dogs in the area. I will stick to subsonic .22lr mutt boy.
>>4786299Why are your dogs outside at night when foxes can get at them
>>4786306Because I don't let them piss and shit indoors and sometimes they need to go during the evening? Besides the Foxes won't get them like my neighbours dogs, I am far more proactive when I spot one around my property.
>>4786308So you're a shit dog owner too that's not surprising
>>4786310>you should let your dogs shit and piss indoors anonI will keep that in mind when I spot the next knocked up vixen or a young mangy tod in the late or early hours of the day. Seethe more.
>>4786311>>you should let your dogs shit and piss indoors anonSaid nobody, learn to house train lime sucker
>>4786318What am I to take away from you calling me a bad owner for letting my dogs out retard? Are you just incapable of understanding nuance and implication of written statement just as you can't understand how an animal can be seen in different ways from country to country? Keep yapping mutt.
>>4786323No fox is going to come after your gay itty bitty bitch dogs if you are out when they are out like you should be
>>4784045It basically tortures the mouse to death. The mouse is completly restrained in a very uncomfortable way for a long time until it either suffocates on the glue or starves/dies of thirstEven the most gruesome classic traps are better, because no matter how mangled the corpse is they still died right away.
>>4784814Drowning is one of the worst ways you can die. With a hammer, its lights out in an instant
>>4785248Cuck submissive fetish
>>4786311>allow dogs to use safe designated potty area>risk losing your dogs to foxes and have to be on the lookout constantlyIt's a simple choice, one is objectively better.
>>4786486>bong random foxCor begorrah tha'll show 'im awroight>new fox comes into newly created territory>new fox kills tiny shivering lapdog encountered randomly while establishing territoryOI>bong random foxCor beggorah tha'll show 'im awroight
>>4784337basedI've thought about this, I wouldn't do it personally, but I agree with you. I'm adamant that people that use shock collars should use them on themselves first to know what they're inflicting when the click the buttons to shock.Same protocol as taser training, really.
>>4783882https://youtu.be/67jDAwKOOE4
>>4783882These things absolutely are cruel. I remember one time when I was working at a hardware store, there were no customers around and I was just quietly organizing the shelves when I suddenly heard a squeaking noise. I looked about to see what it was, and saw that my supervisor had evidently put one of these things down, and a mouse had become completely stuck on it. It was clearly extremely frightened. I tried to gently free it, but the glue was so strong that I could tell that, if I had pulled it off, I would have severely injured the mouse (as in, its fingers/libs would have been torn right off). I tried loosening the glue with some warm water, but it didn't work. Ultimately, I had no choice but to give up. I'm sorry, little mouse. I couldn't save you.
>>4786531>I'm adamant that people that use shock collars should use them on themselves first to know whatRight there with ya buddy. I would never put a shock collar on my dog because I wouldn't want to be shocked myself.
>>4787197I mean by that logic no one should be putting a leash on their food or holding them like a baby or talking in baby talk to them unless you have a fetish for that shit
>>4784087cletus you keep them antifreeze buckets away from our youngins you hear
>>4783882NO SARS! BLOODY BASTERDS DO NOT HARM THE RAT! THAT IS MY NANA REINCARNATED!
>>4783890slimy piece of shit
>>4783882
>>4788112wow. with suction too???
>>4788177Yeah. But it won't really come in handy.
>>4788049Aw Ma, where else is I supposed'ta keep muh antifreeze? Pa don't want it in the cellar, what with the shine stills.
>>4783977
>>4784333>Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog
>>4788600I don't know what's so weird about this. You've honestly never eaten a milk bone?
>>4784671I hate to say this but I don't really kill the mice that I catch with glue traps. I've thought about the suffering but can't bring myself to do it. I can't kill mice. I feel extremely awful about it every time I do. It gives me panic attacks thinking about it. I need to tough up my act so I don't let these poor creatures suffer. In the past I would just put them in a bag tie up as tight as I can, throw it out and it let suffocation do it's thing. I need to find a way to put them down without feeling extremely dreadful. I've been thinking about getting a classic trap to do this, since it's fast and quick. I haven't had to take out mice in a few months now, but if I have to, I'll resort to this method. I do apologize for not putting them down. I feel even worse for not doing so.
>>4788692mice are kinda cute for a generic mammal but after making enough nazi/mauschwitz jokes you get used to ithave you considered using a bucket pitfall trap with food and cushions in the bottom and then filling it with a heavy noble gas? that would be relatively humane. classic snap traps break a lot of limbs
>>4788704>have you considered using a bucket pitfall trap with food and cushions in the bottom and then filling it with a heavy noble gas?I've heard of the water bucket trap, but not the gas bucket trap. Also sounds a bit expensive. Would it actually work? How could I set this up? How many does it kill swiftly? >classic snap traps break a lot of limbsYeah I've used them before. Very grim but at least I'm not doing the killing. After a certain time mice usually tend to avoid them and they become useless. I haven't catched a mouse with them in a long time. Hence why I use glue traps.
>>4788692At least drown them in a bucket of water
>>4788692Drop the glue traps in a bucket of liquid nitrogen
>>4788692Drop them in water. Their little lungs fill up quick.
>>4783886why does it look like a bearded jak
>>4788016>4 fleas>but they kill other fleaswtf does this really work??
Is this a more humane way of teaching mice to respect your food stores?
>>4789316god i wish that were me
>>4784337I always defrost 2 mice when I feed my snake, one for him and one for me.
>>4783977Catfags will laugh at this until a fucking eagle snatches their cat. Cat collars are found in eagle nests all the time
>>4789411Joke's on you, my cats are too fat for eagles to snatch.
>>4789320same desu
You know I never really disliked mice until they started trying nest in my fairly nice first gen mr2.I ended up catching the mother in the act of building a nest with her baby's. I stabbed them out of worry they'd scurry off and fuck up my wiring. In hindsight scooping them up with a big thick glove would of probably been easier and less smelly. Entire car stank of mouse piss afterwards .Also ended up hearing a straggler in a area the old poker couldn't reach so I sprayed a bunch of carburetor cleaner in there till the speaking stopped.
>>4783882>days of horror and sufferingvs>”oh look cheese”>*lights out*These should be banned.
>>4785902how is this even real it has to the fucking meme cat on the bag
>>4789316would a mouse even learn from this? like are they smart enough to associate this kind of punishment with their actions?
>>4789316Holy fuck someone patent and sell this I’ll take 20 lmao >>4789500I’d say there’s a decent chance, this seems like too complex a mechanism for them to fully understand though
>>4789500Probably being restrained would freak it out more than the paddlin'.
>>4789482You should be checking all your traps every day, no matter what type
I've never seen anyone wearing this in real life but if I did I would punch them in the face.
>>4790015I have one and my cat enjoys it. Fuck you.
>>4790034Your cat does not enjoy being in a bubble.
>>4790058That's why she sleeps in it and runs to it whenever I go to the door without my keys right?
>>4790015Try it faggot.
>>4790015>Flip it around and wear it in the frontBB?
>>4790151Awful, terrible, cock sucking video game
>>4790015Does this work? That’s actually pretty cool. Wouldn’t mind getting one
>>4790181Idk why you're trying to piss me off, I never even played the game
>>4790211I’m not? Just staring a fact
>>4790034You are an attention starved massive faggot
>>4790222Where did Kojima touch you anon? You must have be hot and effimante to get his fancy if his twitter likes and affiliations are anything to go by.
>>4790314>must have been hot*
>>4789316Fucking hot
>>4790314Kojima likes big hunky silver foxes retard that’s why he throated mads’ big scandi cock
>>4790631
>>4784339Works on my machine
>>4789316There is something really unsettling about this
>>4783882>>4785248
>>4791488This is fetish content.
>>4783882>used these at work until my first catch, drown the little nigga to minimize its sufferingYeah I know drowning is brutal but still better than slowly suffocating and dying of hunger/thirst after being thrown inyo the trashcan while still alive.But now that I think about it I should have put the guy in a plastic bag and obliterated his skull with a hammer. Sorry little nigga.Fuck these traps tho, I'd rather use something that kills them instantly.I also pray for a swift painless death.
>>4791508>I've been in the community for a whileWhat?
>>4791508Fuck you for making me aware of this cesspit of a community.... Good lord above, what's wrong with those people???
>>4791522Like 4-5 months give or take. I discovered it back in 2023 and got dragged into it. Can't find the specific post that got me.
>>4791508image is related to enfie-pals btw
>>4791531My brother in Christ you were watching little animals get assraped for 4-5 months? Why?
>>4791536I didn't really get into the assrape. I'd just watch dumb fluffies (feral or domesticated it doesn't matter) doing dumb retarded shit then getting punished with abuse or psychological torture. It's mainly because they're worthless subhuman filth who expect to be coddled 24/7 and piss and shit everywhere while constantly looking for something to fuck so they can have more fluffy foals that bitch and moan about "milkies" constantly. Also cause it's funny.
>>4791542They're also racist. If they see any brown foal or adult fluffy they will either do everything in their power to treat them like trash or stomp on them instantly. Brown foals in a fluffy litter don't get as much milk or none at all so they often die of malnutrition. It's commonly used as a plot device to keep a story going.
>>4791536Agreed, like wtf man, this is some twisted sick shit>>4791542>>4791546Words cannot describe how much you and these people need a therapist
>>4791508why would you post this
>>4784322what are you supposed to do fleas then, my cat would rather die then take a bath.
>>4791488Ok you sick fuck, you officially triggered me. You happy?
>>4791531>>4791546You really need fucking help, animal abuser fetishist
>>4791548>>4791565>>4791608>>4791609for the love of god this is 4chan, I post like 2 shitty ass drawings of weird fictional horsepig things in outlandish grotesque situations and you all start getting mad? I'm not even one of the fetishists, I was just there to watch retard pony things get the punishment they deserve
>>4790631Japs love the guy so I can see it honestly
>>4791594Apply flea medicine every 6~ months to the back of your cats neck, usually works pretty well
>>4791690Did you know flea and tick medicine works for humans too? The only downside is that it kills your kidneys
>>4791660This is /an/, retard, not /b/
>>4791701that sounds like a pretty substantial downside
>>4788692I used a club last time a mouse went asswards into a snap trap. It was my fault for just pushing it against the mouse hole without baiting it, but in the moment you just gotta send them along
>>4791660This being 4chan doesn't give you the excuse to post...whatever the fuck that is.
>>4791594Dawn dish soap. Monthly applications of Frontline. It's not difficult.
>>4784333cats and dogs have tastebuds for ATP, we do not. They taste meat in a way that we are incapable of. It's bland to us but wholly flavorful to them. This is why they go apeshit for real meat, even over treats.
>>4791508>>4791531>>4791542>autistic zoomer discovers oldfag shit and overshares the super interesting thing he found on the internet unpromptedfucking lmao, nice one sport
>>4784672>SnakeLiterally why?
>>4791508>All these newfags only now learning about fluffies
>>4791913Because it got caught in the glue trap. I live in a barn
>>4783882kek based get fucked nasty ass rodents
>>4789484its an edit
>>4786005it seems alright, whats the matter
>>4786308>Because I don't let them piss and shit indoorsyou have chickens, you should have a yard. let your dogs piss and shit in the yard, which should be fenced or walled
>>4790403kill yourself
>>4790034>
>>4792354What’s the worst that could happen
"but its dog proof!"
>>4784045they work very well and don't base their design around the feelings of destructive vermin
>>4794156What is this and how does it work?
>>4794170It's a trap for e.g. coyotes. When they trigger it it sprays them in the face with poison.
>>4784561Feed your dog food, not feed your dog dog-food
>>4794170A trap made to cater to a minority of welfare queens that ended up killing children who were just walking their dogs on government land>THE HECKIN YOTES, MUH LIVESTOCK KILLEM ALLMUH LIVELIHOOD -t. a group that holds less than 2% of the US livestock supply and thinks they shouldnt have to actually watch over them or contain them properly, a venture so retarded the government had to subsidize them to keep them from killing themselves (and yet their suicide rate remains higher than cityfags)
>>4789316Kinky
>>4795036How many times did your wrists pop while typing this
>>4794352>>4795036Could I… fill it with cum?
fluffyposters get the rope
>>4795325what does that mean lol
>>4788081I remembered the indian webm with mice being fed milk which he later lapped up too
>>4790015I thought it was just a picture.
>>4786005>tv star chef>now making fucking dog food
>>4795349Try it, and make sure to post the trail cam footage
>>4783886 >>4783897Haha, I wear these. >>4789159Oh my god it does.
>>4796208Furry detected
>>4796208>Haha, I wear these.
>>4784186i wish death upon toad breeds for it's the only humane way of life for them and their owner
>he dosent use capture traps>he dosent see the upsides to literally millions of tiny free slaves
lol havent seen fluffy posting in more than 10 years nice>y-your just an edgelord. you need help!!they arent cute, they're nasty.
>>4796275>they arent cuteThey would be cute if they could shut their fucking mouths for five minutes. I would still want one as a pet, just to see what it's like. It is fascinating, conceptually, to have a pet that can actually speak with you and carry out conversation, even if the topic is usually, "wan sketti."Anyways, damn, fluffy ponies. I was in that scene once. It feels like an eternity ago...
>>4796243… What?
>>4796279>I was in that scene oncerepent, sinner
>>4788692Mice would eat you if they were smart enough.
>>4796275them not being cute has nothing to do with whether you need help
>>4796409if hes long been out of it he probably hasthere's newfags filling this board but there's also oldfags who kind of 'got better'
>>4796208Give me your discord
>>4784339the color is just barely different enough to make me wonderturns out it's because jpeg is used for the thumbnail and with jpeg being a massive piece of shit it can't actually display 8bit color accurately
>>4789412maybe the upvote farming redditors were on to something
>>4791908>oldfag shitit wasn't even that long ag-
>>4796961forbidden words to be uttered…
>>4790015What exactly is wrong with this? Seems like a better way to transport your cat instead of putting them in a crate, no?
>>4784852I don't understand why all the "glue traps are cruel but I have to use them" people don't just unglue the animals
>>4791542I always hated this cope, it's like an overcompensation because you want to feel morally righteous. Human babies also demand things and cry and bitch when they don't get it. But if you liked videos of tantrumming babies being thrown at walls or beat up, it'd be harder to justify. You just have cute-aggression. So do I to an extent, fictional only obviously. You are not into fluffies because muh justice or "fluffies represent humanity's sins" or whatever.
>>4790015yea its all cute until the cat shits and falls in it while you're walking
>>4798425… good point but then the same could go for any cage unless it’s huge I guess
I like to leave it in until its just a blanket of squirming rodents. Crazy how they start eating each other if you let them starve for long enough.
>>4798425You aren't suppossed to go on ten hour death marches with the thing
>>4791488lol fluffies
>>4789316
Does Burt Ward's crazy ass dog food really makes you dog immortal?
>>4799405Is this what they fed Adam West?
>>4789316Yes Yes
