>you sure you don't want Chick-fil-A sauce anon?
>>20461286
>>20461317>>20462684I thought this meme was supposed to be used for something not typically attractive to most people.
>>20461458I'm assuming Chick-fil-A doesn't typically hire people with gender issues, so I'm going to take a guess and surmise that she is in fact a real girl.
>>20462747It is.
>>20462756That and the fact that she isn't ugly as shit.
>>20461343I'm pretty sure she's an actual porn actress
>>20460803Show hole, kitten
>>20462206heh
>>20462213because it's ugly
>>20462544Anon a porn actress would know how to pour coffee
*taste like nothing compared to 50 years ago*are the boomers right?
>>20462026>>20462106What the hell you two spastic greenthumbs are talking about? I didn't even mention gardenning and you autists sperging on how your veggie dildos taste like it was top notch gourmet shit. Fucking boomers man..
>>20462199You made assumptions and they made an ass out of you and umption
>>20462202Ur a gay faggot kys
>>20459350It dependsIn Europe for instance, dutch tomatos are known for being tasteless plastic for some reasonIt doesn't even apply to other crops they grow, it's their tomato specifically that are shit
>>20458899Name me one creature that does not pillage arrogantly. Humans just do pillaging better so they get poopooed.
If you eat anything more than oatmeal, egg whites, and peas, you are a child.
>>20462648Epicureans are not to be admired directly, but can be modestly respectable in practice.
>>20462630wow you did that with just egg yolks
>>20462752no. I also needed period blood and other coloratives.
>>20462755sounds tasty
>>20462757I assure you its probably not.
If it was a roti wrap it would make sense as that's basically a sandwich, but curry and rice is sauce and little grains, in addition to the mess it would just take so much time.
>>20462342Jesus...Imagine falling in...
>>20462604OOO MASSA
>>20462561That's why they dip their hands in the soup, so it has flavor when you eat the dough.
>>20462421>ragi mudde>mirch>murghgod why is this fucking language so retarded
>>20462707...why not use the soup instead of water when making the dough then? I've used green tea instead of water in pancake mix and the result is nice.
do you prefer tonkatsu or schnitzel, or something else?IMO I prefer the thinner schnitzel BUT the ketchup-Worchester-soy sauce blend usually served with Katsu I think is great. I personally make more of a schnitzel but with a side of katsu Sause when I make pork cutlets.
>pork
>>20462626Schnitzel with mustard
>>20462639?>>20462659I like the creammy mild mustard sauce like in the op pic on schnitzel, but not full on dijon or something. I think thats too heavy and overpowers the cutlet.
i need help anonsi usually handle alot of our meal prep and such for holidays and events for the family, this year my mother picked out this dessert she wants for mothers day this yeargreat, fantastici have no fucking clue how to bake or do desserts>https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/strawberry-lemonade-cake is recipe in question, i do not bake how realistic/hard is this going to be ?my dad told me she was really excited for this so its what she picked so im going to make it, and i want to do a good job
anyone ,_,
>>20462458This recipe is easy and relatively beginner friendly. Avoid overmixing your cake and you should be fine. Just be precise in your measurements and follow the instructions. Stand mixer recommended.The amount you work the gluten and whether you knock the air out of your whites is going to determine success and failure here. You can quarter this recipe to 1 egg and test it if you are worried. The jam and frosting are baby shit.
>>20462458What equipment do you have? For me personally I’m almost never satisfied with how my cakes turn out so I try to go into it with enough ingredients to make it a second time if I don’t like the first result.Are you planning to do full from scratch? If so how do you feel about picking out strawberries? If it were me I’d make the jam 2 days before and the cake the day before. Also if you want to cut down difficulty you could probably just buy good strawberry jam, add some of it to some lemon juice for the lemonade jam, and then use some in the frosting (back off the sugar a little).
>>20462458ya i just
or do I just have to use a steel mesh sheet? can I put metal borders on it to make it solid? also how do I clean this? a thin metal brush?
>>20462439that just looks like a range hood filter to trap grease droplets. soak it in hot water with a lot of degreasing detergent.
>>20462439If you have to diy it maybe mesh on a cheap wire rack would be easiest
>>20462439from the 9 x 13 splatter guard/sheet
I've got bored of citrus soda drinks, recommend me good sodas
>>20462663Baja Blast
squirt
>>20462663Squeeze half a lime into a can of ginger ale. Really tasty. Go for Canada Dry if buying a major brand. If you are going small scale just get a ginger beer instead.If you are ever in British Columbia try Phillips Soda Works Intergalactic Root Beer. Its excellent.
Ginger beer. Not ginger ale, but specifically ginger beer. If you've never had it before, it will change your fucking life.
Time for Tubby toast!
>>20461417OH BOY TUBBY TOAST TIME
I am ashamed of my son.
I'm a tubby custard fella
And after a good meal there’s nothing like a good cigarr
>>20462660Depends. A pipe with pipe tobacco is better for trying a lot of different things, but you have to invest in a decent pipe as well as the tobacco. Cigars are a bit of a commitment in that once you light one up it's going to be a much longer experience which if you decide you don't like it is a bit more of a waste. ACID Blondie is actually a pretty good choice for a new tobacco user. They're infused with essential oils, and have a sweet flavor that makes them much more comfortable for someone not used to tobacco, but they are much better quality than your typical gas station "cigars" such as Swisher, etc.
>>20461919Same desu. I like the cigarr feeling but i dont want to suck on it for an hour. These are absolute crack though
>>20461821First time I had a cigar I smoked it too fast or something and burnt the shit out of my tongue
>>20461821along with brandy or limoncello
>>20462716Odds are it was too dry. It's hard to smoke a cigar "too fast" if it's been kept at the correct humidity. The first time I smoked a cigar, I found a few of my dad's that I found in a random drawer in our garage. I could tell he'd forgotten about them because they were hard, and "crunchy" for lack of a better term. I knew I had to rehydrate them if I wanted them to work correctly, so I kept them in a drawer in my desk with a bowl of water for about a week. After about a week in a confined space with that high humidity they became noticeably softer, like velvet instead of paper. I smoked them in the middle of the football field of our highschool with my friend in the middle of the night one summer.
What else do you pair with a peanut butter sandwich other than jelly or marshmallow cream? pb&j has been my go to midnight snack since it's so easy, but sometimes I don't want jam. I've tried bacon which was pretty nice, but I don't buy it all that much.
>>20462545Trail mix
>>20462545DEENZ
>>20462687Can you even imagine the smell?
>>20462545Cottage cheese
>>20462545Peanut butter and honey go great together. Occasionally, I'd throw some raisins in my PB&Js.
>£18 for a mediocre cheeseburger and friesAre they taking the piss? For the same money I can get a tastier takeaway meal from a middle-grade restaurant, eg charcoal grilled lamb shish kebab, various curries, rendang, szechuan prawns, etc or even a frou-frou burger from Gordon Ramsay's restaurant chain, etc. A burger is something you cook on your own or outside barbequing, or is an affordable fast food item that something that's decent enough for the money and convenience, it's not something you're supposed to spend good money on.
>>20453005no every corporation is trying to rape the middle and lower classes of every dime they have before economic collapse.
>>20453005Honestly I don't think that cheeseburgers are worth the price because they're basically just a McDonald's hamburger but good. However the cajun fries are absolutely spectacular
>>20460155Usually smash burgers are actually leaner. It's just a foolproof way to get a great burger. If the patty is too small, just use 2 or 3, which should be plenty unless you're a total fatfuck
>>20455810
Why does in n out suck with fries so much? It’s not hard to make decent fries but they almost purposely try to make them shit
What's the best rice cooker? Our 7 year old tiger cooker has scrapped coatings and I fear it
>>20461251Used to do it all the time. Use a Pyrex container and assume the water will boil over so be prepared to use a sponge to clean out the starchy water
>>20461837Japanese rice cookers cook rice slowly at low temp which allows sugars to develop in the rice.
>>20434263what tech do these have that warrants such a price tag
>>20434564I'm pretty happy with my $20 rice cooker. Still beats the stove.
>>20461844How long you're supposed to cook in microwave?
Is high hydration a scam?
>>20461941>Nope, ChainBaker has some crazy high cold ferment recipes they look absolutely inspirationalI thought of him before I even opened the thread. I still can't believe this is real:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xk0sMXc7NQ
>>20462254Why are baking steels so expensive?
>>20462024Agreed, and that’s a very handsome loaf.
>>20461937I like it but only for long slow rising no knead recipes. It's good for whole wheat in particular, less than 90% hydration and I find it has a gritty texture.
>>20462695Thanks.I've been making 1-2 loaves a week since I found this recipe. makes excellent sandwiches, toasts so good, just the right amount of chew, great crumb and resilience,(doesn't fall apart)
