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Growing up editionPrevious thread : >>77365511https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77365511/#77365511>What was your childhood like? Were you a good or a bad kid?>What about your high school years? Any embarrassing memories or phases?>At what age did you start coming to 4chan?>How much have you changed as a person in your life? Do you consider yourself mature for your age?FAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77380911That's because it's a pre-emptive raid thread by router-tard. Report it for spam. It's fucking obvious.
>>77380911Yep, that's /BioFem/ General, Thanks for confirming
>>77380896You're not a girl and you're here. So why would you expect anyone else here to be different?
>>77380940>NOOO ONLY I CAN MAKE THREADS ON THIS WEBSITE THEYRE MINE THEY BELONG TO MEEEE ANYTHING ELSE IS SPAM JANNIES BAN THEM PLZIs router-tard in the room with us right now?There are multiple nonas on this website. Cope.
This guy is getting UN-BEAR-ABLE*ba-dum, tsss*picrel is me with future boywife>>77380493No problem!!! Let me know which video you watch :0
My therapist has said she no longer wants to work with me and that she doesnt think she can help meAm I doomed to be depressed and bulimic forevershould I just kms
>>77380923wtf is going on IM NOT TRANSto be clear i dont think theres anything wrong with being trans but im not trans???????
Just report "her", several posts where she mentions being 16, how the thread us still up is beyond me (oh wait it isn't, mods are discordtroon groomers and everyone knows that)
>>77380933>>77380944okay ur not trans but im trans, im op btw idk why ur jumping in just to tell us you're not trans... like ok??
>>77380946lmao im op im not trans ur trying to report me not that i gaf
stop pretending to be me already WEIRDOim sorry guys like i said i like being honest and the truth is im trans take it or leave it
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>>77380828This one seems like a good /biz/ image
the nugget forge is truly cooking
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What's having Asperger's actually like?
>>77379563Its like pregabalin addiction
>>77379672any specific examples you can think of? and dont you eventually "learn" whether people are joking or not after enough interactions?
>>77379672You should try weed, i believe its better for aspergers than for normiesId watch kaleidoscopes on youtube and listen to records and id go into a full body orgasm (!!!) for an hour when i started getting into it for the first timeAlso will make you interpret everything very very differently and betterWeed allows you to manually speak to and connect with your unconcious mind
>>77379563What does it mean when they say autists have a "routine" that they follow? As a very unstructured person this is hard for me to grasp.
>>77379672What doesn't make sense to me is why women find mundane shit like this repulsive? I don't have autism but assume everyone is serious around me because everyone is like that in my environment. I live in a shithole with a lot of bad people
Twink on twink love verPreviously on /r9gay/>>77372047
>>77380902You can work on things by thinking about them to a pretty far extent. Let me guess, you can't think? You're a disgusting leech. You have nothing but excuses to never change. You cannot be serious about anything. You cannot self reflect. You don't want things to be different. You just want to be the victim.
>>77380805To me, physical problems are potentially more difficult to overcome but you are right. Some of them can't be overcome period, such as serious physical ailments or just being plain revolting. You're still cute and young, that's a major leg up compared to a hopeless case like story who's a mental case plus greasy fat man or god forbid that fucking insane bosnian nonce. He's the truly hopeless one. There's people out there who understand this condition and can show patience for when it seems like you're falling apart. Those people are the sort you'd even wanna pursue a relationship with period. Someone who can stick by you when it feels doomed. That fear of being abandoned is very familiar, but being alone without even trying for it is much worse to me.Dating apps are utter shit no matter what, that's also true. It's much harder to make contact physically, but I'd recommend at least attempting that route. Surely the capital has somewhere to go for resources to meet decent people in person? Or just areas you frequent that you might recognize people from like the library or work? You have friends, that must also be pretty invaluable, if they can help in any way please don't hesitate to ask. They're friends for a reason.Dying is doing yourself a disservice more than anything. Robbing yourself of a potential happy future and outcome. I genuinely wish I could help you in person but I can't right now. Our circumstances simply don't allow it but I truly believe in you meow no matter what. Its not truly over until we're rotting in the dirt.>>77380808Do what your ancestors did and fuck off northwards. They came here with zero pesos and the clothes on their backs and they made it work somehow.
>>77380924i've tried too long and too hard to fix things until it broke me
>>77380930travelling costs money
>>77380930Yeah no it's hopeless I'll probably just start planning the suicide the problems are too big and numerous and I can't imagine even getting started anywhere
Imagine being a 6'6 chad with a 9 inch cock and getting to fuck babes like Ariana all day, every day. Just endless amounts of smoking hot gorgeous gorgeous girls sucking and fucking your giant thick veiny juicy cock. Hnnngh fuck I'm gonna coooooom.
>>77378910Her stupid tattoos are to attract niggers lol
>>77378861Please do not post while on pregabalin withdrawel
>>77378861She looks like shit pre-surgeries and pre-makeup.like bottom 20% attractiveness.She's femcel tier, but money can buy looks.
>>77378861Been there.Bodycounts and fucking get boring.No matter the hole
Fuck this stupid slut till she's pumped full of your hot thick seed.
is "genocide" now the geopolitical version of "incel"
>>77379683then be the definition you put here it doesn't count as , so what the fuck is even your point?
>>77379711>then be the definition you put here it doesn't count as , so what the fuck is even your point?sorry i dont speak ESL
>>77376606lol the most satisfying thing about this whole israel vs palestine encampment bullshit is seeing firsthand the wannabe activist types who made everyone feel like they have to walk on eggshells 24/7 for the past ~5 years finally get a taste of their own medicine. Not antisemitic in any way either, but some of the loudest of the bunch I know, who made the most inflammatory statements towards even other minority groups (asians, hispanics, blacks, anyone who ever had a job making over minimum wage) are jews and now they're getting force fed the exact same shit they hurled at everyone else and there's jack fucking shit they can do about it.
>>77376606>nowIt's been meaningless for as long as people have been able to compare "cultural genocides" to the holocaust.
>>77380456I just don't understand how they distinguish between white people hating Jews like Charlottesville which they condemned but when Muslims do it it's okaysort of like the 180 between lockdown protestors and BLM protestors. If they didn't have double standards they would have no standards
>finals week>walking home from class>about to swing into the alley that leads to my house>take one step in, see 4 cop cars and a few undercover vehicles right outside my house>panic and start thinking about the dozens of illegal items just laying around the house>walk back to campus and sniff some adderal in an empty lecture hall and do homework to take my mind off it>find out a few days later from other room mate that he was trafficking children >dozens of charges, all involving sex with minors>WTF>he got bailed out and goes on trial in a few days I think.>If he gets locked up he probably ain't coming out for at least 20-30 years. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous thread : >>77376046https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77376046/#77376046Getting moids to make up for the gender pay gap edition>How many orbiters do you have, and what do you expect of them?>What's the most (money or expensive gift) you've gotten a moid to give you?>What are the best ways to convince moids to support you?>How much more income would you be paid if you were a moid?FAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77380895But I want to have sex with her and cum in between her ass cheeks.
>How much more income would you be paid if you were a moid?I should be making at least $200k/year (average moid salary) for my work as a coffee chef at Starbucks. If I were a moid I'd have been given that from the start. World is so unfair toward women.
>>77380895>What a fucking cow KEKhello anachan
alright guys bloke here. I purely only want to get my pleasure from you. you are dull mongs.
>>77380918bro stop insulting my tiktok waifu okay??
i know some C# and have been using maya for like 6 years now if anyone has skills in 3D art/unity C# lmk
>>77380936>unitykek
This little goblin is going to need therapy after a week in prison. Ironic really.
>>77380411He's not jailed for hacking, he's jailed for blackmail
>>77380565Hacking isn't, by definition, a digital action. It's easier in the digital space, but the professionals hack minds.
>>77379918I always figured therapists would be retarded enough to store those notes permanently, digitally, and it's what's kept me away from goingReally hate to be vindicated this way
I would leak that shit and put it on the internet and say fuck it already going to jail
>>77380606The best work with others to rewire the mind, the kakoi inject malware.
My teeth are crumbling. Jesus fucking christ it just gets worse.
>>77380873I lost my front toothI've done 7000$ of dental work over the last 18 months and I won't get it back until October.
>>77380873i just keep ignoring them even though i need them fixed now before it gets worse but i simply cant afford it
>>77380934It fucking sucks im willing to brush daily but i fucked up in my 20s now its over
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>>77380545You want to try DMT?or I guess robotripping?
>>77380758I don't know what DMT is.
I took 2 and 1/2oz of delsym, I'm 120 pounds. What plateau will this bring me to? 5oz brought me to the 4th last time.
>>77380843machine elveshttps://youtu.be/DEsCPOdPTM4?https://youtu.be/fcdItgUjZnY?
>>77380891>Joe Rogan bro science that is actually retardationNo thanks.
