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>>55835905
>>55835955
The queen of /vp/
>another Redditeon spam>same images as wellbots made this thread
>>55835990That's Sylveon
>>55836039It took a lot of effort to make Sylveon and Glaceon friends again, so don't you dare restart this sibling rivalry shit!
>>55836080Uh oh, I have been caught by the peacekeeper! I'm going to bed now.
>>55836087Sleep well with your Eevee friends.
>>55836107I would get no sleepas a matter of fact I'd be more tired than usual
I wish Glaceon Untamed was real.
>>55836167the fuck is that
>>55836167Where did this meme even originate from?
>>55836226Animals don't exist in the amazing world of Pokemon
>>55836226Thanks for reminding me of that shit I saw of Aurorus.
>>55836186Picture a playboy magazine and kama sutra put together, but with just Glaceon models and human x glaceon sex positions
>>55836256Where did this come from
>>55836245Glaceon is literally based on a fox which is an animal. Anyway Pokemon canonically doesn't have any genitalia so you can whine all you can, you cannot have sex with one
>>55836186>>55836203>>55836267its from this
>>55836296LOL Delcatty-fag created that magazine cover??Fucking based
>>55836270Uoh :(
>>55836167I wish Glaceon got Snow Warning
>>55836321Plot twist: Delcattyfag is secretly Glaceonfag.
>>55836842>GlaceonfagI thought there were multiple Glaceon-fags
>>55835955this but my tongue instead of a finger
>>55835955>>55836932Reminds me of classic flash game hand
far superior to Sylveon
>>55837106They're both goodHowever, if I had both, Glaceon would get priority
>>55836865There are a lot of people on /vp/ who like her (rightfully so)
>>55836226Good thing pokemon aren't animals and are instead their own species.
>>55837180Same, they're my top 2
>>55836842Glaceon is probably the most popular eeveelution here
>>55836270So?
>>55836296Didn't read but burka delcatty is kind of hot ngl fr fr
>>55835990But enough about Cynthia
>>55837819both
>>55837833Nah, just Glaceon
>>55837989This. Glaceon doesn't get vored 24/7 by snakes
>>55835897I wish she'd fart in my mouth
>>55836270>Ackshully..
>>55838426MODS THIS GUY IS BAN-EVADING
>>55836270Glaceon has a mouth and that's more than good enough for me
>if I tell pokemon to have sex with me they will be fully submissive and start going crazy over my half inch penis just like in my fanfics
>>55838501Yes.
>>55838501Well yes, that's how it works. Don't forget to pin them down to give them all your love and seed.
>>55838501Yes, if you have enough badges.
>>55838501As a Glaceon I can confirm it works this way.
>>55838747I will consume your cookie
>>55838751
>>55837833Cute!
>>55838767And I will do it again, Glaceon
>>55838781Foul creature, return to the Distortion World whence you came.Also stay out of my cookies.
>>55838799Oh... It's you. Sluteon...
>>55838813...!N-no u, whoreon!
>>55838813Ironic, don't you always have your gross flesh ribbons wrapped around any trainer you see?
Catfight alert
>>55838839No I don't I just-... *sigh*Look, I'm gonna be the better Eeveelution and walk away because I unlike you have a date with trainer.Don't sit up too late eating ice cream and watching soap operas, Asseon.toodeloo!
>>55838901Holy BASED
>>55838867Unlike- just because you seduce random trainers doesn't make you better than me!I do NOT do that! Ugh... see you never, Whoreon.
>>55838941You are not the Glaceon from yesterday! You are the Glaceon from last summer!
>>55838985I was in Whoreon's thread yesterday, definitely not last summer!
>>55839281So this wasn't you? >>54060497
>>55839292Nope! That's a different Glaceon.
>>55839781Liar. You're definitely not yesterday's Glaceon. Your filenames don't match with the one from yesterday, but do match the one from last summer!Perveon.
>>55839829But it's true! I just got lazy...Also I'm not a perv! That's slander!
>>55838501They will if you have all 8 badges, they can't say no
>they're fighting againThat's it, I'm getting the spray bottle.
>>55840781Try all you like, it's gonna freeze before it ever touches me!
>>55840800The spray is for the pink fucker. For you, I'll just take away that fan.
>>55840863You will regret this.
>>55840748Uhuh...>>55840781I'm too tired to be fighting. I just came back from my date with trainer and now I'm going to bed.>>55840800How many pounds did you gain eating ice cream while I was having fun with trainer, Asseon? JK I don't care.
>>55840873>>55840875No more brother wars.
>>55840875Ah, the she-devil returns...Jealousy isn't a good look you know, I trained hard for this figure.>>55840934Brother?
bald middle-aged men
It's a good thing she isn't real, I don't want my pp to get frostbite
>>55841158We can control how cold our bodies are so you wouldn't have to worry about that... hypothetically of course.
>>55841603The friction would heat things up anyway
>>55836245>Animals don't ex-ACK
>>55842460wtf Glaceon just fucking killed that cat
>>55842469Yeah, Frost Breath or Ice Beam or whatever comes in handy when doing pest control.
>>55842469It's perfectly natural and legal to do that in defense of home and property.
>>55842469It's okay, the loreschizos told me that animals would be able to tank attacks from pokemon.
>>55842619>avatarfags are modsuhhh, I don't think so buddy. They are gay, but there is quite a few I can think of that are definitely not mods.
>>55839829Your thinking about me. That was a hot summer, we won't do this ever again because your are dirty filth and a pokemon of my class can't associate with gutter trash like you
>>55843542I'm a high-class trainer and you are a pretender who buys your underwear at Wallmart.How did it go with her, perveon? >>54568139
>>55843542>Still roleplayingGentlemen if you please...
>>55843605About that, we had a little falling out after talking for almost daily for half a yearBitch actually blocked me, can you believe it? Well I took some time to get over it Also you are not "high-class" you are still a virgin loser lusting after pokemon because a pet is your best chance landing some pussy Filthy
>>55843665You promised a follow-up thread if it went to shit, perveon >>54570194 >Bitch actually blocked me, can you believe it?Yes, I can.I knew it wouldn't last because you're a rude and stuck-up a-hole!>all the rest you saidAll lies and projections, apart from wanting to bang Pokemon, I like exotic ladies.
>>55843665>You promised a follow-up thread if it went to shit, perveonI did? Sorry about that I was too busy trying to not bore a lady. (They easily are) I'm not rude to people I like you loser You only like exotic ladies or how we call them here pokemon because you think you have better chances at landing if they think that you yourself are exotic But newsflash, they can sniff weak genetic dead ends and failures just how they sniff that crusted cum on your underwear
>>55840875>How many pounds did you gain eating ice cream while I was having fun with trainer, AsseonIs that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>55843788Always so hostile. This is why no one likes you, Perveon.When I take a bath later I will be thinking of Vapoeron thighs and certainly not ugly stupid Glaceons who think they are hot shit. Vaporeons appreciate tall, white, handsome trainers and we appreciate them back.
>>55843919Coping much as ever, you really did not change Like the lasts few times I told you, we both know what pokemon occupies your mind when you bath.And it won't be a water type
>>55844109I'm not coping and I did change! You are right, it's not a Vaporeon I will be thinking of, it will be Sylveon who is two times better than Vaporeon and ten times better than Glaceon. Anyway, I'm glad you are alive and well, Perveon.
>>55844179>Anyway, I'm glad you are alive and well, Perveon.Ohh my thank you I can't believe you missed me enough to be so considerateHeh I something tells me that you will be thinking of ice types
>>55844203Alright, don't make me regret saying that. At least you answer to 'Perveon' so you know what you are.And I will be thinking of ice-types when I'm in the sauna before dipping in the bath, after that, it will be nothing but lewd thoughts of Sylveon
>>55844280I wonder if the same mod is monitoring right now.
>>55844244>Janny nowhere in sightAbout that....
>>55844305Of course you want something cool while hot I know what you are
>>55844346I'm hot 'cause I'm fly,you ain't 'cause you not
>>55844410Yeah im a ice type pee brain, the best type btw
>>55844575Right... just not my type. Sylveon however is my cup of tea
>>55844829If you don't like ass Luckily for me the trainers that Catch glaceons have taste
>>55844829>Sylveon however is my cup of teaBut would you share a cup of tea with Glaceon? Sylveon would.
>>55845001I like ass and Glaceons do have the best asses, but the worst personalities!>Luckily for meBecause you are a perv, Perveon!>>55845039Sylveon is pure and innocent (mostly) so she is capable of handling narcissists like Glaceon and her dull shopping stories. Maybe I would if she is paying and doesn't talk.sauna time
>>55845165There is word I should not say to you but I forgot Anyway I hope you won't get too distracted at the sauna
>>55835905>>55835972>>55836080more of these
>>55845210Posting from tub.Whatever word that is, keep it in your mouth. There are three words I shouldn't say to you either. And nothing happened in the sauna. Time to fantasize about Sylveons soft ribbons
>>55845460It's better if we keep our mutual agreementAnd nothing happened? Are you sure? I thought you would be bathing especially for a reasonMaybe you are just filthy and don't wash your self enough hehe
>>55845637Nope, I just happen to like sauna and bathing while shitposting on my phone. You really are a perv, Perveon. Some things never change I guess! The water is really warm and I don't want to get out
>>55845210>open thread>see Glaceon>god I would take her to pound town>post submittedAnother good day on /vp/.
>>55844280Where was this guy during the 2010s dedicated RP threads?
>>55845903Why are they vampires?
>>55845910You don't have fangs?
>>55845908I was just discovering hentai on the Internet back than Young teenage me didn't stand a chance
She is literally BFHD
I hope Glaceon becomes real and every single coomers in this thread get to fuck one but while you are penetrating her she lowers her body temperature and freeze your dicks off and you have to get it amputated
>>55846446What about the ones who want to be Glaceon? like me
>>55846479I hope you become a real Glaceon and that you satisfy all coomers in this thread. Allow them all to fill you the brim with semen
>>55846485I see no downsides to this
>>55846446Still worth it
>>55846494Just testing you, Perveon
>>55846501That's not me you idiot You really can't tell me apart from others? You are worse than I thought
>>55846524lmao I really can't. You are all the same to me frankly
>>55846501>>55846524>>55846529Oops, my bad~
>>55846537I assume you a the glaceon from the sylveon thread right?
>>55846542Guilty as charged!
>>55846551Alright good. I like you much more than perveon. You got spirit
Get a room you two
>>55846591We got room for one more you know...
>>55846560Well I'm glad you like me already, though I doubt she'll appreciate that.>>55846591Now now there's no need to be rude. Glaceons should be friends, shouldn't we?>>55846614Oh my!
>>55846614Im not interested in some loser and his new acquaintanceLook you trying to seduce me, you just confirm what I always thought about you>>55846630Im not much open to new friendships
>>55846630Perveon wants to be the center of attention and is feeling threatened by you lol>>55846654How am I trying to "seduce" you?
>>55846676Im not threatened shut up
>>55846737You are terrified that you got competition.She doesn't even have to try and is already more likable than you, pervy
>>55846785Puh You just like easy girls is all. A little challenge during a convo must be though on you, no wonder you look for a glaceon that approaches you
>>55846940Now you're being unnecessarily rude to the other Glaceon that only wanted to be your friend. I think you should try talking to her while I'm away. Also, the one I'm really after is actually that Sylveon that posted earlier in the thread. She is great I can tell. Anyway, going to bed now. Smell you later, you perv!
>>55844244Glaceon spammers ARE the mods
>>55843384kek was that from the lion thread?
>>55840973I don't know what is sadder... Your weight or you shamelessly whoring around for trainers' cock, glacey.
>>55848546Alright, you little shit! Be nice to your sister or I'll get the newspaper.
Since /ef/ filled up pretty quick this week, I'll just put this here. The fluffy little fox-like Pomeranian mix who got me back into Pokemon years ago made it home safely, along with his fluff. Thanks again to this thread and to /ef/ for letting me post cute images for luck.
>Snow Warning friend saved my editAww, thanks! It's nice seeing my baby helping your cause. (I still want Slush Rush or some Ice Absorb ability, though!)
>>55836790>>55849131Whoops, forgot
>>55846654It was worth a try.>>55846676I hope that's not true...>>55848546Nothing sad about having a little fun, I bet that's a foreign concept to you.I get that you're jealous of my superior figure, but there's no need to be spiteful about it~
>>55847042Great? You have no taste >>55849176You are too nice with the common folk A glaceon needs to hold her head high towards anyone daring to intrude into the same space as her Glaceons are superior because we gave it all Beauty, statue and sex appeal. You should learn to use your weapons
>>55849264>replying to yourself with based>Heh now everyone will take me seriously, I’m da based Aryan avatarfag!
>>55848919*blep*>>55849176Your definition of "fun" is my definition of pathetic, glacey.>jealous of my superior figureCongratulations on having a massive ass, but apart from that you are nothing but different shades of blue.And take off that damn crown, Burger Queen!
>>55838501>t. projecting
>
>>55849109You're welcome Eeeveechad!>>55849176>I hope that's not true...Look at her, trying to cut you down and make you into an unlikable tramp like her!>>55849244Yeah, Sylveons are great and taste like cake
>>55849873stop samefagging, faggot
I thought roleplaying was prohibited, why is this literal zoophile RP thread allowed here? Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ where you belong furfags, you will never be a Pokemon
>>55849901see >>55847731
>>55849756Kek
>>55849901>I thought roleplaying was prohibited
>>55850099see>>55844280
>>55850284that mod must've been having a bad day because that's not written in the rules anywhere
>>55850403Not only that but before the ban I got only a warning. I made a new thread put of principle And mods hate it when you repost a delete thread minutes later
It seems my superiority caused some controversy>>55849244I do use my weapons to get what I want, isn't that the point? It just so happens what I want is a little different than what you'd want. You're right about us having it all though~>>55849451It's a good thing I don't care about your definitions of... anything really.I think I'm much easier on the eyes than your pink, white and blue.I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.>>55849756>I laughed>>55849873She's a Glaceon, she's gotta be nice once you get to know her. There are no bad Glaceon! Sylveon though...
>>55840863>wife transforms into mistressi guess i never cheated after all!
>>55850551I am honestly impressed with how much butthurt you have caused in those morons above. How did you do it?>she's gotta be nice once you get to know her.Perveon's heart is nothing but cold hard ice. I would only get frostbite trying to melt it. >Sylveon though...You leave the cute harmless Sylveons alone!
glaceon sex
>>55850551I see, so you are as scheming as I am huh sister Then I let you do your work. I want to see you get all your hearts desire~>>55850699You don't even try to understand me. It's no wonder you keep chasing after fast food. You don't even believe your worthy to fine dine
>>55850911I understand you plenty. I know you toy with people's hearts for attention. Don't think I've forgotten how you toyed with that poor guy's heart last summer, the one you referred to as "honey" all while you were flirting with other trainers. You are cold, and not in the Glaceon-cold way, the bad kind of cold. Speaking of cold... I did my first cold plunge today and holy shit I don't know how you Glaceons do it. I could barely stay a minute in the icy water without quitting! But man did it supercharge me and improve my mood. It's been 7 hours and I still feel amazing afterwards.
>sh**n actually posted in a larping dogfucking threadIf it took him this long to learn how to ban evade, how the fuck did he get into a university? Does NYU offer special ed classes or something?
>>55849109Cute! Eevees also got me back into Pokémon. It was Sylveon back in 2013, to be specific. I'm sorry Glaceon, I love you too!
>>55849937gem
>>55851086>It was Sylveon back in 2013You have good taste fren
>>55851086Mine was 2016, the same year the little fluffball was born! I guess I did find Eeveelutions fascinating even back in genwun, but coming back and seeing more of them gave me this need to collect them all and make teams out of them exclusively.
And another one that looks like it's from the same artist
Why do eeveelutions have such fat asses
And a quasi-lewd to make up for colonizing this thread!
>>55851205They get lots of love and pokepuffs
>>55850699It's just my natural charm I suppose!Hmm. Maybe you two are just incompatible...I'll leave Sylveons alone if they leave me alone!>>55850911Of course!Thank you, and same to you.>>55851205Because it's a way to measure how much joy and love is in our hearts.
>>55851068You still have not gotten over it have you? You still can't forget that day and the pleasure coupled with the shame afterwards you felt Haha how patheticSomething tells me you wish to be toyed with>>55851205Human men >>55851274Get him tiger
>>55851274You are naturally charming indeed.>Maybe you two are just incompatible...I suspect so. Thankfully there are plenty of other Glaceons in the sea.. or was it Vaporeons..?>>55851322I admit it was a good time, and I was toying with you too, you know.>"Oh HoNeY I LoVe YoU nO oNe WiLl tAkE mE aWaY fRoM yOu!"You are one cold devil, Perveon.
>>55851397There were no true feelings in that. Besides, what happens in /trash/ stays in /trash/
>>55851695It was on /vp/ actually
>>55851700It was so long ago I don't rememberThought this was on /trash/ since I remember cruelly toying with more than one anon
>>55851731Nah it wast here in July last year >>54064421Here is you toying with his poor little heart like a monster
>>55851800You are ban-evading and everyone knows. You should also kill yourself
>>55851808>IP:
>>55851807>Everyone who tells me to gtfo is the same user Unironically take your meds schizo.
Not worth engaging this deranged lunatic who has been sitting in a thread he hates the whole day crying for the jannies he hate
>>55851710Glaceonfag is a special one.
>>55851205How else are they gonna seduce male trainers?
>>55851851>male GlaceonCommit unalive
>>5585185987.5% Male, cope faggot
>>55851764This takes me backI can't believe you held on to this thread. You liked it way too much didn't you~We glaceons love playing with our prey. I can't believe you didn't move our convo here someplace else so that I could devour you Pathetic
>>55852102You will never be a Glaceon
Oh no! Glaceon, don't drink that!
Better than defending your pozzed nu-gen goyslop. Don't you have a gay duck to level, Schlomo?
>>55852811>/v/Oh it's sharty discord then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRQdx9Unv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqq-sU2SQo
>>55852102I just bookmark kino threads occasionally, and that thread was fun.>We glaceons love playing with our preyThe prey you never caught!> I can't believe you didn't move our convo here someplace elseI just prefer /vp/. I don't go to boards like /trash/ ever.>so that I could devour youNo longer playing hard to get? The other Glaceon made you desperate.And I'm not into vore. I would devour Glaceon ass though
>>55851859If you pet your male Glaceon in the right spot long enough, he will make vanilla ice cream.
>>55853584>I would devour Glaceon ass though
>>55850551You are just saying that to hurt my feelings. You are always so mean to me for NO REASON.There is no wonder people call you Glaceons "cold-hearted monsters".
>>55853584It was just a figure of speech And I'm getting desperate you genetic dead end >>55853902We glaceons are just too good to be nice other Eeveelutions. It's because we were born superior to you
Why so much deleted posts ITt
>>55854008>And I'm getting desperateHoney, I like you as a friend. There are plenty of other trainers who would enjoy being belittled by a Glaceon tramp, but I'm not one of them.Perhaps we can talk about something else or is sex all you know, Perveon?
>55854635thanks for the bump though
>>55835897
>>55836167and I wish untamed glaceons were real
>>55851195The artist's name is @mikripkm on xitter
>>55851205To attract human men. They are built for our pleasure.
>>55856185Oh huh, thanks! I should've checked those /ef/ threads from last year
>>55856338yw!I was surprised by the amount of likes in such a short time for that gif
>>55847852Writefags and TrAsh consumers mostly.
I want to MAKE LOVE to my beautiful vaporeon wife
>>55856904Does this look like a Vaporeon thread to you?
>>55854017It’s because the mod posts in this thread, it’s monitored a lot more of than most of /vp/
>OPiss is samefagging, avatarfagging, spamming for days: no problem>people telling him to stop breaking rules: [deleted]good job, modsthe entire board knows how you operate now
Why do we have a little micro-janny whine in this thread every day?Why is Glaceon targeted by the most mentally disturbed person on the planet?
>"I became a mod just so I can spam coom threads 24/7 non-stop and break every kind of rule without getting banned! stop complaining, or I will delete your comment to feel valid, safe and secure about myself >:("
>>55859146Damn. Where do I sign up to become a mod?
>>55859089My superiority scares and intimidates them.
>>55859423Glacey, as your wet fish sibling I must order you to get down from your high horse. You are inferior to everyone, especially Sylveon!
>>55859569umm how else will I bump my own garbage thread that nobody wants or likes?I have to spam Glaceon on /vp/ and /v/ because I have nothing else in my life to do
>>55859752You are doing Reddit's work, OPwe all love you for making Glaceon a popular coom meme like Vaporeon. never let chuds bring you down. keep spamming and talking to yourself until you achieve your Karma goal!
I want to be like >>55849756 and draw something for the thread, what should it be?>>55859667 wrong post sorry u.u
>>55859836do >>55859667
>>55859859No
What a shit thread lmao
remember when that one thread was up for like a week
>>55860091>that one thread was up for like a week Wow so descriptive yeah I totally remember>>55859995 I only came (heh) here for glaceon idk about you Picrel is how imagine they type
>>55860138if you know you know
>>55851859>unaliveYou have to go back.
>>55860153Why are you ban-evading?
>>55860138>>55352636
>>55860153>everyoneYou mean you and the voices in your head, psycho.Mods this guy is ban-evading again
notice that there are more significantly adorable kemono eeveelutions than westerners one
>>55860163Based mods with great taste
>>55860153I remember that, mods were (and still are) basedJust accept that Glaceon is the queen of /vp/, anon
mint couple best couple
>>55860222Leafeon is better than Glaceon!
>>55860163We should repeat this
>>55860234Strongly disagree. Specs Glaceon has been a mainstay on my teams for 3 generations now.
>>55860234Based. Glaceon is shit with retarded hair. Leafeon is adorable.
*knots you gently**murr*
>>55860234Factually wrongGlaceon would get my genetic material before Leafeon
i want to kiss a glaceon
>>55860602All the real glaceons have left this thread due to useless mods
>>55860638I don't want real Glaceons to exist because they're all evil.
>>55860644You will never get laid like this Date a glaceon or get lost you virgin loser
>>55860644whatever you do, avoid this glaceon >>55860663She is a perv and rude
>>55860669>She is a perv and rudebut thats kinda hot
>>55860663I'll never date such a monster, nor any of the other Eeveebominations. I'd sooner jump off a cliff than let a beast take my virginity! Besides, I like being a virgin when everyone around me has so easily already thrown it away.>>55860669That's not a good combination...
>>55860696>nor any of the other EeveebominationsNot even a sylveon? asking for a friend
>>55860663Where should I take a glaceon out on a date?
>>55860694If you have no dignity, then perveon is just the right tramp for you
>>55860709No! If anything, that one's a Fairy fiend and would be the most likely to kill me...
>>55860732Your loss
>>55860738So you're not denying that it'd kill me? I knew it!
Hmm... nope I don't think I am!
Treating glaceon like a fancy lady!!!!!!
>>55860772don't you know that fucking defenseless humans to death is wrong
>>55860801Relax... 1 out of 3 survives it!
>>55860817 Fucking to exhaustion sounds hot
>>55860896It's hot until it's not and you're left as nothing more than a desiccated corpse
>>55860942 A sacrifice I'm willing to take
>>55860669Unfortunately for you you only made these anons to seek me out even more. They know what's good for them. They know what is classI step with my paws on their faces and they beg me to spit on them Stay a virgin you idiot. You will never find the right pokemon for yourself >>55860714The most expensive restaurant you can find. Followed by a nice walk at a lake and to top it off you book a motel and give her a massage
>>55861119Oh zip it, perveon. No matter how many self-hating dicklets you screw, you will never be satisfied until you have me. I'm the end game you seek. The end game you will never have because you don't deserve me. I can make your dominatrix ass raise the white flag and submit to your superior. Man rules this world, you gloried walking talking popsicle.
>>55861170
>>55861170This is the most trans-coded post ive ever read
>>55861184And you're a nigger
The underage browncels from sharty woke up
>>55861203sharty is the most trans-friendly and brown site on the internet
>>55861212No wonder they hate poI so much. They are are brown kids that are closet fags for trannies
I like the human supremacist guy more, he's based enough to where he has to beg mons to not fuck him to a pulp
>>55861232I think I scared her away LOL
>>55861398look on the bright side, at least you saved anon from catching sylveon cooties
>>55861406Sylveon cooties is Glaceon propaganda
>>55861170Wow riding a really high horse here Why would I ever want you? A pokemon such as I does not give a sylveons ass about dirt. You don't cry over every ant you step on either, right? Compared to me you are just patheticA third rate trainer with one gym badge at most Keep dreaming Snorlax because I'm way outside your League
Friends let friends nibble on their flesh ribbons.
>>55861423Cooties is nothing compared to sucking the fluids out of innocent boys
>>55861470>Wow riding a really high horse hereMy Rapidash is rather tall, yes.>Why would I ever want you?You tell me, you are the one obsessively trying to convince me how little you need me and care about me. What you are doing is nothing new and it's cute that you think I don't see through your little charades. >Compared to me you are just patheticAnd I'm still your superior, pokemon. You gave up most of your moves just so you could speak the common tongue and pretend to be equal to man.I'm a part-time trainer and a full-time photographer of cringe Pokemon. My PokeCringe Magazine is popular worldwide and guess what, Perveon? *snap* You just made the cover.And anyone becomes a Snorlax when they speak with someone so shallow and dull as you.Face it, you need me, I don't need you.
go human!boo glaceon!
NO BULLYING THE GLACEON
boo glaceon!!
>>55861423They're very real.>>55861474This is how I got them once, thankfully I cured myself.
>>55861867>thankfully I cured myselfToo bad there is no cure for stupid!
>>55861887Yes, very sad news for you Sylveon.
april fools cough year erp somehow being better than this is pretty fucking bad, and the bar to be better than that is incredibly low.also you're a faggot mr moderator, this is something that would've been /trash/ed by now and you know it. this's probably the worst thread on /vp/ currently.
>>55861906shut up wario, erp rules mods drool
>>55861902No wait! that's not what I meant, I meant that you have it!
>>55861912where is the erotic in all of this?
>>55861928Well then that just makes you even dumber!
>>55861934the bullying
>>55861950This is not going as planned...
>>55861955Who is being bullied?
>>55861973Glaceon. Glaceon sucks and Sylveon rules!
>>55839292I think I'm spending too much time on this board because the convo you two sluts are having reminded me of that exact thread
>>55862085Or maybe you were in the right place at the right time TWICE
we need more rping pokesluts on this board like the good ol days
>>55861794Glaceon deserved that after what she did to Leafeon.>>55861928But a ribbon dogcat-thing should have no excuse for getting cheesed.https://files.catbox.moe/9wffan.gif
Do you prefer a glaceon boy... or a glaceon girl?
>>55860602this, but with my pp and her cervix
All sylveons are male
>>55862869girl>>55862939no
>>55862939Nah
>bump limit
>>55863173 Bum limit :)))))
>>55863173There's always next thread.
Just 10 more pics for the image limit, too.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
God i fucking love glaceon
>>55863477that's hot
>>55863505Pretty sure its actually cool. Would she melt if you blew your seed inside her?
I'm sleeping once and you guys bump the thread to oblivion I wanted to show my cold pussy but I guess you dint deserve it you losers
>>55837819>CYNTHIACYNTHIACYNTHIACYNTHIA out of thin airMIND to the BROKEN.
>>55864012Maybe next time Perveon
>>55835897What if I stuck her in a blender bros?
>>55864252You would have a 3D model of her