Whats the pony equivalent of humanity gaining an advantage over the entire animal kingdom by knowing how to throw a rock?
>>41090331how many anons do you think they have >rape
>>41090311One of the ponies grew a stub on the head and that's when unicorns were born
>>41090311Clearly advanced social cooperation, aka "friendship."
>>41090314>>41090331>Other creatures of Equestria were more interested in fucking them than eating themis this actually true?
>>41091307yes. centaurs exist because ponies bred humans into extinction.
Chapter 1: HarbingerWithin the bowels of the Canterlot dungeons, the wails and cries of the outliers, traitors, and defeated foes would echo. Pony, changeling, griffon, diamond dog, and more. All sealed away here after chaos would subsume Tartarus, no longer could every issue be solved by stoning or locking away problem individuals anymore. The frequency of such rebels increasing year over year, as if the world itself resisted the 'peace' that was afforded to Equestrians.Now you lie here, an outlander who was mistaken for an beast, the mark upon your hand proof of your suspicions. If such a creature possessed their own cutie mark, was the blessings of their race leaving them to bless lesser beings who couldn't understand friendship? Absurd!Thus we're you thrown into the deep dungeons, where crystal and stone lie, the deep cells no doubt, for the worst and most dangerous threats to Equestrian military and ponies security.Sitting in your cell, you look around, your roommates of a sort being an wall shadow and an changeling of a certain beauty. It's been quiet for a few days as the two were rather quiet and weak. Only given the bare minimum to survive. [What do you do for the time being?]
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>>41086789>>41088312"Its...it's them." Chrysalis and Nightmare mutter in fear and malice, wary of their power to overcome them despite the odds.You peak from the shadows as you spot an Pink Mare with an bouncy personality, an yellow mare looking shy yet resolute, an blue one that was bragging to the others about how they would win this no problem. Then was an prim and pompous mare who fears they might have to go in after you three in the dusty cave. An orange mare with a stetson, and lastly an purple mare who seemed to be their leader."Looks like we'll have to beat them to get past..." You mutter as the other two seemed apprehensive, "If we work together as one, then maybe we'll have a chance." You tell them as the mark on your hand glowed dimly.[This was it, the moment of truth...victory or defeat.]
>>41091108Their fear tells me it wouldn't be so easy. Have there been any paths branching off the main one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-OABfTewg
>>41091208And I have sexual relations with both of those mares
>>41091254nope, still would have been insanely horny for sun
>>41091210It's trannyIt has always been trannyA troon by any other name will still be mentally ill
>>41091284Fuck off. R63 precedes that kind of shit.>Verification not required.
>>41091210He was talking about this >>41090682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4k-y04pwAget in here
>>41091334I'll probably watch it tomorrow. Rewatch is on and I want to hand out with the anon's there. Rewatch is once a week while I can watch the episode at any time.
I'll watch when the case is finished, not before.Been burned enough times.
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?June 21st 11:59 PM PSTIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Don’t you die on me damn it
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https://files.catbox.moe/4v6jqk.mp4Title: It's Time to PartySource: It's Time to Party - Andrew WK
once more
poni
>Literal rape
>hoof rape
>>41090064>rape rape
>>41090704I feel so betrayed right now I could shit my pants any second
https://files.catbox.moe/2k5tyw.wav
>>41090856Fucking terrible. I will never stop repeating myself. The music is the absolute worst part of this fandom. Nearly all of it is bad.
>>41091192As long as it's not d*bstep it's fine.
>>41091196I prefer the dubstep to the hyperslop
>>41091200Hope you'll get hit by a bus soon enough so our world can become at least a little bit better.
>>41091205It's always the just-immediately-starts-seething-uncontrollably type that's into this zoomer hyperpop shit too. You will never be a woman.
any /mlp/ anons watch this pony movie that came out today?
>>41090532Could have started with a better name, yeah.
>>41090545it'll be on pony.tube in a month earlier if the russians get a hold of it
These characters arent fappable. 0/10
>>41090532>>41090594u just don't get it, they're doing black magick, it's a gematraic iteration of THELEMA (θέλημα) meaning WILL, also the name of Aleister Crowley's "religion" that has the concept of True Will, your divine purpose, that's what the name is from I'm sure. I say we should burn it at the stake
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>>41088250I'd buy that apple...
>>41088250>>41087784Cute
>>41089809AND?
>>41090233phoonee
>>41087149Buy some apples
Welcome fillies and gentlecolts, no reason to scream.Your favorite princess is back, she's walkin' up on the scene.
So keep your head up high, don't ever look back
>>41090497What a weird fucking clunky line. You have a whole song about how menacing Nightmare Moon and you awkwardly include this line "she's not a nightmare no more". Okay? So I have nothing to worry about then
>>41090457This loser is not my princess.
>>41091057…..because she’s real now? that’s why she isn’t a nightmare because she returned
>>41091057That's the double line of Luna Eclipsed, Anon. She wants to instill lighthearted 'fear' in a festive way, Nightmare Night style. Not the 'she's gonna tear your ass open' kind of dread that makes you crap your pants and run for your life. It's the whole point of the episode.
>Dad I’m not a filly anymore. You don’t need to lecture me about “stranger-danger” or the importance of eating my fruits and vegetables. Also mom is getting really tired of you leaving the fridge open at night when you get a snack. Thats another thing, you’re starting to put on weight. No more snacks if you dont want mom putting you on a diet and forcing you to work on Applejacks farm again. Oh and she threw out all your Earth “video games.” She said you’re too old to be playing them and you know what? Shes right. Grow up dad…
>>41090250With her mom's past, she sure isCareful so she doesn't pin you with that insane magic of hers and just gets it her way
>>41087941>she threw out all your Earth “video games.”
>>41087941>No more snacks if you dont want mom putting you on a diet and forcing you to work on Applejacks farm again. Oh and she threw out all your Earth “video games.”your mom would never do any of that, why are you lying?
>>41087941Luster my beloved.
>>41087941>Why did you make me do this?>I just wanted to play videogames.
>its another rarity episode
>>41087878This but with any pinkie pie episode
>>41090543100% based and Raripilled poster.
>>41087878i just think she's neat
>>41090619I think shes sexy as fuck. I will never get over how hot she is
>>41088046>the great and powerful midwit
umm excuse me spitfire but what the actual Fuck are you doing
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bipedal thread?
>Poof! Princess Celestia appears before you in a puff of white smoke.>She says she can take you to Equestria, but only if you possess an IQ below 75What's your strategy? pic unrelated btw
>>41090277>Hand prostheses become so useful that they are almost permanently on everypony's hooves at all times>Cybernetic hand prostheses are developed, followed by fully bio-incorporated prostheses for both the front and back legs>Meanwhile in the real world, Anon commits suicide by drinking a mix of lead and ethanol>Lowers his IQ to the point that the remnant of Celestia's spell detects this and sends him into Equestria>Vomits in ecstatic retardation as he finally arrives in Equestria>Looks at the end of a pony's leg>No hooves
>>41090278Sounds like a bedtime story mommy mares would tell her kids to scare them so they'll behave >beware of The Hand in Ponyville
>>41089810“I’m sorry princess I’m just too smart for that. I won’t stoop so low as to pretend to be a retard” >poof’d into equestrian immediately It’s foolproof. Stupid people always try to pretend to be smart!
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>>41089810>I don't understand the question, Princess Celestia. I DID have breakfast yesterday.
Post pics of your mini dakis!
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So that's what these are for? Giving them to your actions figures?
>>41090754I've seen people use them as Christmas decorations, keychains, backpack charms, or just giving them to figures.
