A quest about finding a way out of a cursed forest and defeat wicked beasts to help your companions.>Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40996849/>Previous threads but it’s a paste: https://ponepaste.org/9167
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>>41107766>>41107707>>41107649>>41107629>>41107994+1 That Frog Chaser dug upYou gave 2 regular essences to Scoria so she could smith some armour and a sword for you a few days ago, so you suppose that if you want something better, you’ll have to give her a stronger essence. You combine the 3 essences, and give the resulting glowing essence to Scoria. Upon making contact with her hooves, the ball of light turns into a couple of metal ingots. As she starts examining them, Scoria’s eyes soon go wide with excitement.“Ooh, Lance!” She says with a smile. “I… I think that stuff is mithril! Might be the first time I see som, but I’ll be able to make some pretty awesome pieces with this!”“That’s good to hear.” You nod. “Would you mind starting with a sword for me?”“With pleasure!” The blacksmith mare enthusiastically nods, and then lifts the two ingots up so the sun may reveal the blue-hued reflection on those. “I’ll need to work on it for a day, though. It would be a crime to half-ass a job on these beauties, and I wanna get started as soon as I can!”>Scoria will make you a better sword today.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41109215“Strength!” Chord Care announces as she reveals the card. “Being honest to me is a good first step I’d say, and the stars shine upon you so you may go forward.”“That’s good fortune, right?” You force a smile on your face. “Does that mean we could… maybe set aside that talk of the other day, and that you could help me figure stuff out again about our friends again?”“Oh, but of course!” Chord Care smiles. “Here’s the best advice I can give you. Stick to Verdant, Lance. Really. You know, in another time and place, I could have entertained myself with your attempts at being hated by several mares at once. But as much as I like romantic drama, we’re at a point where your lust could end up breaking the confidence everypony has to each other, in this little camp, in the middle of a forest, full of evil beasts. I think this could be -actually- dangerous for us given the situation we’re in, so… sorry, but you’ve made me re-evaluate my offer to you. And… I’d rather not help you hear Verdant. She’s a good girl, you know…”“Ah, but… Please, I really could use your help.” You ask. “I don’t even know if everybody here is single.”“Oh, come on now.” Chord Care rolls her eyes. “None of us have our memories, so we can’t know for sure, but I believe whatever happens here will be forgivable... Unless you meant to ask whether there are any couples in our little community? No, there isn’t. Unless you satisfy yourself with Verdant of course.”>What do?>Try to talk more with Chord Care?>Go on an expedition?
>>41109218If Scoria is willing to accept help, go help her through the process of making our new weapon. Who knows? It might speed up the process in time for her to join.Again, ask if Verdant is willing to spend time with Graces out of worry for her. Although, Verdant will most likely join us on our expedition if Scoria won't finish in time.>No. I still can’t help but to be tempted to give affection to all the mares here. That’s just how I feel toward everypony.I don't know why you're giving this bait anon more say despite all the talk against it, Growfag. Especially when it comes to damning our character to having brain rot and getting locked out from personal relationship help from Chord.
>>41109218Thank you for time Chord Care, but before I leave I want you to know that I don't want to intently hurt Verdant, only want her to understand that I'm not making it all about me but for the other 3 mares who still has feelings for me I want them to be happy just as much as I am making Verdant happy. We should check in on Verdant and ask her how she feels after the bombing we thrown was she hurt from it, did she saw anything new, off, weird when she came back. Here an idea Lance looks for Verdant sees her from a distance and surprise her with a tackling hug in front of her unexpectedly and she did not see that coming anywhere lance holds her tightly and says''I'm so sorry about yesterday, I thought I'd lost you from that explosion Verdant...I miss you so much. I love you! I love you''!
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41104389illegal hips
>>41107444We can do it
>>41108212we all lift together
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Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>>41106457Sparkle
>>41103284Oddly enough I think it was drawn last year.
>>41107909Wow really? You'd never notice with an artstyle like that, it reminds me of old 4ch
necro-bumping this thread from the bottom of the catalogyou're welcome
Previous Thread: >>40987181Starry night editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This alien Twi thingy is a pretty cute idea, I kinda want to know more.
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>>41109482>>41109485Ayy LMAO
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41109334Whatever the Equestrian equivalent of Fight Club is. Assuming RGRE mares = IRL filmbros.
>>41109178Game Phoenix Wright with all the exaggerated expressions or anime Phoenix Wright where objections make shockwaves that throw people across the courtroom?
>>41109347Both sounds good
>>41109347>or anime Phoenix Wright where objections make shockwaves that throw people across the courtroom?Well, I guess I need to become a weeb and watch that animu. Because that sounds rad as fuck.
>>41109339Friendship Club with Maud and Pinkie as protagonists?I'd watch that in a heartbeat!
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
there's no music thread rn, but I'm looking for a brony artist: Purple Snowplow - Silent Sun I heard it on AZGchip's stream and need more
>>41094989It would be great if you could make that schedule less rigid; I am in AU and I only get to hear LunaFM and P@D
>>41108144Might consider that. I really, really suck at making schedules tho, so if you want to help me out with that, I'd appreciate any help I can get. You know how to contact me
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Speaking of Scheduling btw, the current schedule for /mlpfm/ is available under https://mlp.radio/scheduleALSO DON'T FORGET, FIRST LIVE SHOW TOMORROW BY SOUND BANDIT!
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41108745She’s so smug
>>41108909She KNOWS she can take you whenever she pleases.
>>41108096Take this one behind the shed, he's too far gone.
>"Really?">"Page 8?">"Look, I know it's a holiday weekend and all...">"I'm starting to think you want to get raped."
>>41109509>"Ooooh! ME! ME! ME!">"I'll do it!">"I'll teach those Anons to keep the thread bumped!
Previous thread: >>40924082To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>411077829 popens on
>>41108120pop open a mare
I wish you could make G1pones, anypony on?
>>41109127>g1Leave this thread
Welcome to the Pony Voice Preservation Project!See below for regular OP post.
>>41106225KekSome stuff aged well!Some other, well... Not so much.
>>41105378discord
Mare em up.
>>41064811You faggots convinced me to start my own ai business. I promise when I make enough money, Ill come back and if you guys decided to go main stream. ill use the resources I acquired to helpDon't know if it means anything but you have my word ill be back someday. Till then thank you faggots for everything.
>>41108960nine
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."mare's existential dread" editionOld thread: >>40963936Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41108000Stretch my pelvic muscles right behind her while she does it.Bonus points for making eye contact with someone else while talking
>>41108455>Do this whilst talking to Blossomforth>She does one of her equally impossible physical exercises at the time.
Mare at dusk.
>/nmp/ is as dead as /ggf/Bruh moment
>>41109500surely everyone's just busy getting ready for marefair in September.
ARIZOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA editionPrevious thread: >>41050564/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41109394Texas is very strong but not the broken game killer he was thought to be on releasehe's just really good at noob stomping because his counterplay is kind of advanced and making little mistakes costs you a lot of health he's kind of like the Marisa of TFHoleander and tian staying top tier is not surprising, they're both totally suffocating in neutral for different reasons, they have some of the best normals and mobility options in the game
>>41109403(still top 3 btw, even with the asscancer velvet mu)
>>41109034Foreshadowing for a kart racing spinoff? (You know, before everything got canned)
>>41109034Foreshadowing for a kart racing spinoff? (Your know, before everything got canned.)
Ok, so here's my better idea for how the show should have ended>Starlight ascends and becomes the seventh element of harmony>Her element manifests as a ring around her dock that lifts her tail aside>With the addition of her element, the collective power of the elements of harmony is changed and perfected>Now, rather than seal villains in a temporary stone statue or banish them, villains are sealed forever in Starlight's perfectly inescapable and unimaginably hellish rectum>Her ascension elevates her already ungodly guts to a new dimension of power, a single puff of her gas said to carry more suffering than a year of immolation>All residents of tartarus or obsolete sealing methods are transferred, with Starlight and the girls delighting in explaining the nature of their new binding to each one, and Cozy Glow and Chrysalis are given an extensive personal "taste" of what is to come before their screaming retches are silenced by the royal ponut closing shut >Equestria enjoys a new era of peace, and their princess Starlight enjoys magically listening in on the ever-increasing chorus of agonized, sick choking from her internal tartarus, long into eternity and beyond
>>41102535More. But Twiligbt only needs one to kill.
>>41107099only amateurs kill, pros torture and masters damn.
>>41103368we bringing out the seismograph for these rips
brap
>>41107125Nah. A mare being able to kill plants and small animals with just a fart is mastery. Anymare can do fart torture.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
Sweeploo!
>>41064026>Excerpted from "Starlight Glimmer Meets Severus Snape" By Donut Steele.
>>41082108Sounds like some pony's about to get raped again...>https://derpibooru.org/1898375
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41108233Destroyed heaven with capatalism.
>Harmony"AJ"~~~>So, anything you want to ask me really quick?"Yeah, just one... how ya' doin'?">...Sniffle"Here it comes.'>I-I've wanted them to ask me that for so long...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41108722Awwww
>>41108722That’s our girl
>>41108722>Harmony"Ember"~~>Soooo, how are you?"...me?">Yeah! I don't get a chance to talk to non-ponies very often, I figured this is a good chance to talk it out! How are you? You having fun being a dragon?"I... guess?">Neat!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pinkie has finally been accepted by the fungus, and wanted a place for everyone to discuss and show off their own mares and mycological projects!>What is this thread about? Mares and fungus, duh>Is any fungus welcomed?Anything but Trichoderma and Cobweb>Where can I get spores?https://fungushead.com/Pretty great little place to get some spores ordered (Cubes and other types) >How do I get started?Philly Golden Teacher is a great resource for getting started. Broke Boi Tek is always a good introduction to the hobby (though rather than rice, I do recommend Rye Berries)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgCW-ZPkxIUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096193>Putting the "fun" into "all-consuming mass of fungus".
>10
shroom bump
Pinkshroom you gotta stand up tall.
>>41096193>10
