Parkour thread. Where are you at with your training? How have you been working around the limits of weather and lockdowns? How much do you apply the utilitarian Hébertist mindset of being strong to be useful to your training routines?Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running.original thread >>1236
>>194999If you're self-conscious (and don't want to address the root issues) or worried about negative interactions with authority figures you could make a point of running long lines at the edge of your skill confidence instead of loitering in one location and grinding out one obstacle at a time. If you've got an acceptable spot to train some basics, like a gym, a park or the woods, you can grind some skills there in between running your routes. Are you trying to figure this out in an urban, suburban, or rural setting?
>>197342Urban that transitions in a rural setting.
>>197344Name a city or town with a similar landscape and we can point out challenges, or chill areas that we would consider training, on google street view. It would help develop parkour vision and know what to look for. Might be a fun exercise to do here. Anyone else want to suggest a hypothetical location?
>>76604anybody in the greater tkaronto want to go out and do some beginner tier pk w a 32 yo?
>Wrestlebros... I...
>>197442Just remember that nobody outside this board shares this idea.
>>197266BJJ nuthuggers think BJJ has no flaws when it has strengths and weaknesses like every other martial art.
>>197539Mostly weaknesses though
>>197068Muay Thai?!
>>197703boxing is better
>Boxing is useless in a gun f-ACKSucker punching works too well
>>186627Bro it's Brazil, you are allowed to run down motorcycle bandits with your car
>>189353>'MuricaRent-free. That happened in Brazil
>kill the guy on camera>point his gun on him>can't invoke self defence>go to jail for life insteadWhat a stupid cunt.
>>184518It is ridiculous the amount of people that don't understand what a "sucker punch" is. OP, that wasn't even remotely close to being a sucker punch, educate yourself.
>>197528He has to get caught first, the video quality isn't enough to identify him. Hopefully he wasn't stupid enough to upload the recording he was making.
Lmao if I can deadlift 500lb I can just pick you up and slam you on the fucking ground, all you're little bjj and wrestling bullshit doesn't mean jack shit XD
Okay. Now go to an mma gym and try that theory out
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4296471/shocking-moment-mma-fighter-kills-champion-powerlifter-in-brutal-street-fight-after-he-was-mocked-for-being-no-better-than-a-gymnast/
>>197583>throwing a shark into the oceanYou're in my world now...
>>197583>if
>>197583https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1-u_eF0UBA
>faster than you>stronger than you>content to just neo dodge every single attack as i rotate around you>randomly catch kick #38 as you get frustrated from chasing me>sweep your other leg>bow as you hit the canvasthis is why i am a bad sparring partner
I would just double leg and you and slam you on the mat and I wouldn't let you get up until you begged me too. I wouldn't even ground and pound or try to submit you I would just hold you there until you quit. take care of your sparring partners faggot
>>197018And then everyone in the gym would clap and the president would walk in to give you a medal of honor. Yeah that's exactly how it's going to happen you tell him.
>>194695>autistic sperg faggot who won't regulate himselfCongrats, everyone at your gym hates you. You're a try hard queer who is going nowhere.
>>194695You're so good. You should compete.
Asking for a dwarf friend, what kinda of risks and injuries are there. Would 6 months of training be good enough?
>>195390Dwarf boxing is extremely dangerous. 6 months of training will not be sufficient to prepare your friend for the risks he'd be taking. Risks such as:>Accidentally being trodden on by the referee>Getting lost in his boxing gloves>Hitting himself with his ice axe as he ascends the ring>Traumatic brain injury>Fending off enemy gnats>Slipping through the molecular bonds of the canvas>Being kidnapped as a Warwick Davis substitute>Fed to the manager's pet tardigrades if he loses
>>195390Dwarves can be really tanky. Tell your friend to roll up a paladin and he’ll be fine.
I don't know much about dwarf boxing, or even regular boxing, but from what I've seen, their large heads, short torsos, and short arms all combine into rendering body-shots almost useless. When almost all hits are to their heads, it becomes much easier to guard themselves against them, so I image it may well be safer that full-sized fights. Also, if knocked out, the fall to the ground isn't as high, so injuries from that are probably lesser.
>>195390>Would 6 months of training be good enough?I’ve had my dwarf for a year now, and he still pisses on the carpet and wrecks things while I’m at work. You really need 2 to keep each other company and a lot of room for them to run around. They don’t need training to fight, just don’t expose them to other dwarves.
>>195390Tell Warwick Davis he's going to get his ass kicked.
How do make finger skatign EXTREME
>>184771Shove the finger board up your ass and set your house on fire. Now THAT's extreme
>>190496woaaah
>>184771/ck/ is having a get together and cookout in Grapevine, Texas and /xs/ is invited. Come out on June 1st 2024 at noon to coordinates seen on Pic related and enjoy a burger and new frens:>>>/ck/20480261
>>197648>meeting 4chan autists and presumably also federal agents in real life and then fucking EATING THEIR FOODNow THATS an extreme sport. If any /k/ommandos show up, don’t eat the brownies. Trust me on that.
>>184782Razors go round the outer edge. Board explodes if it drops below 50mph.
Do you think the rising average age of female gymnasts has effected the expected skill level?Are people expecting higher skilled but less physically demanding performances now? Or has the change in training resulted in the peak performance for women reaching a later age?
>>194311At least when it comes to some of the events, like rhythmic, there's quite a few 20+ year olds that take the Olympics and the world championships. Both Russians in rythmic in 2016 and 2020 were 20+, for example. And Sanne won the balance beam at 26 years old, and Jade won the 2020 at 20.Overall the winners are getting older too it would seem.
>>194317she's a fake blonde with doodoo eyes just like my mother
all I know is russian gym and balet coach is swimming in underage pussy.
>>194278GOD i fucking love women so much
>>194278Yea, she doesn't give a shit about the sport, she only does it for the ass compliments.
Fat fuck editionCan't link the last thread because the archive doesn't allow searching for some reason
>>195847>continuedI once got to try a nice marker, it was really light and it had some retarded LED shit on the side like a CSGO gun. It had an extended trigger for both fingers but I couldn't fire it faster than the shitty and heavy tipman 98 rental markers for some reason.My dad also gave me a really nice pair of paintball pants as a birthday gift and then asked to borrow them and I never got them back.I once got shot in the knuckle and that's the only time it hurt. And once in grill of the mask and the ball exploded into my mouth which was really funny and I thought it was great fun. Tasted like dishsoap.Apart from that my only other experience with paintball was the demo for pic related.
You boys going back on the fields? it’s warmer?
>>197492What’s that rig? I like the charger holders
>>197494It’s an old Unique sporting stockclass harness
Does anyone else think that this was fake? There's a 0% chance that Johnson actually beat this dude. The only possible explanations are that they aren't truly the same belts and are on different levels. Otherwise, the only other explanation is that it was faked/big guy didn't try.
DJ just got his black belt btw
>>195448he literally has 20 years or more of wrestling experience. then probably 15 years of jiu jitsu experience. also why would anyone fake a jiu jitsu match? he got 2nd anyway so why would he fake just to get silver?
>>195476isnt purple before black and brown before purple
>>195448Unironically size doesnt mean everything. Its only useful if you can use it. Especially when dj has freak athleticism and better skills. He moves like lightning which makes it very hard to react properly to and he pushed the pace. He doesnt play into the fat man's gameReminder the bigger you are the slower you are the less conditioning you have. Conditioning makes coward of any man.
DJ is literally the exception in a lot of imagined scenarios. The guy is just unbelievably good.
I have 5 months of nothing starting today.How can I become the best fighter possible with, say, $1400 USD a month in my pocket.Mot of the fight camps seem to be in Thailand.Do they have any good grappling camps there or outside?I like grappling more, ESPECIALLY nogi
>>197464If I were you I'd just head on over to Thailand. You'll be close enough to other countries and have enough exposure to all different types of gyms and people to train with. I think it should still be cheap enough to get by but I am not to sure.
>>197464try bali
Why do you need to go to ThailandJust go to a regular gym in your country
>>197460>I'd go to california to train at 10th planet HQYou said you wanted to get good
>>197480It's cheap but yeah. Thailand is fine but overrated. Yes your conditioning and toughness will be good but you can do that anywhere. It's getting much better but the grappling is noticeably weaker and that muay thai style is definitely flawed in the head movement.
Pros>nobody would die of dehydratation (so far it hasn't happened in the UFC though)>no fights would be called off because of too harsh dehydration (it has actually happened)>performance of fighters would be slightly betterCons:>more fighters might be unable to make weight and some fights might be called off because of itAlso, it may require changes in weightclasses. Current LHWs wouldn't be able to cut to LHW so they would need additional 225 lbs class to avoid fighting much bigger guys. Giants like Derrick Lewis wouldn't be able to make 265 so the limit in HW should be abolished or moved up. Same with current woman's featherweights who might need a 155 class.
>>188355They should do the weight in the day of the fight, everything else is a bullshit
>>193774Dude, every competitor in every sport that I have EVER known, in either fighting or even in wrestling, makes weight with serious dehydration. On weight day, you can't do shit, you feel weak as fuck. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.>>194604This. But they would pretty much have to completely redefine weight classes.
>>194608That's no one's problem but their own.
>>194608You're pathetic and you lack self control. It's extremely easy to meet weight without excuses and if you think professional fighters can't do that, you lack the brain of an adult.
>>194608>or even in wrestling,fuck off you faggot, we weighted in right before the matches started
Ich wäre gerne Boxer in Nürnberg
>>197482Bitte sprechen Sie Amerikanisch. Dies ist eine amerikanische Website. Danke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
What do you do?
>>192405Emasculated society
>>192349bjj with penetration as submission. this is the origin of only 30% of pegging cases, despite what you might hear from a sensationalist.
>>192349Divorce law duh.
>>192349>Step 1: Beat your husband>Step 2: When he attempts to fight back threaten to call the police should he strike you>Step 3: Taunt that nobody would believe him even if he did report itDomestic violence is literally that easy.
That was cringe, and I enjoy watching halfthor do strongman.sigh
>motocross is so dead there isn't even a thread for it on /xs/ its so over
Jettwinslol
>>150386so true
