What do you do?
>>192405Emasculated society
>>192349bjj with penetration as submission. this is the origin of only 30% of pegging cases, despite what you might hear from a sensationalist.
>>192349Divorce law duh.
>>192349>Step 1: Beat your husband>Step 2: When he attempts to fight back threaten to call the police should he strike you>Step 3: Taunt that nobody would believe him even if he did report itDomestic violence is literally that easy.
That was cringe, and I enjoy watching halfthor do strongman.sigh
>motocross is so dead there isn't even a thread for it on /xs/ its so over
Jettwinslol
>>150386so true
I legit forgot this board even exist, they don't even show a single banner or anythinganyway thought on this nigga?are his long vid worth the time?
>>196684Literally who?
Sarcastic member berry storytelling is ok at first, but the bit gets stale quick. Especially when there's an entire market of cunts doing it in the comedy/mma retarded crossover world.
>>196684i think he's quite funny but also comes off as a bit of a fag
>>196684>niggaThis is a hard r board sir
>>189967what is the sport to this?
>>194377I would argue it's more similar to chess in the sense that yeah it's not physically demanding, but it's more about the mental aspect and needing a solid clarity to not fuck up and even once or you die
>>194459Mental clarity and having a dysfunctional amygdala are two separate things.Rooftopping is largely safe if you take standard routes, pretty much anyone can do rooftopping regardless of fitness. The pic you've shown pretty much has them climbing a ladder, they're just high up.The real kings of extreme sports are free soloing and wingsuiting which have high mortality rates and require a high level of physical and mental ability. The majority of people will never wingsuit or free solo in their life. Whereas people are rooftopping every day, for work. This does not make it extreme.
Want a job?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbKYq0G9nU
>>189967Way too retarded to not be having some basejumping parachute with you just in case you fuck up so you can kick off the building for some speed and get the chute prepared and off you safely go somewhere.
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?
>>194368No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.
zorb bump
zorbGODS how we livin?
>>197105I'm still hyped for the Olympics. Can't wait to see these classic contests back, like the king of the hill one
Before anyone here says anything about the potential match up between Merab and Suga Sean at UFC 306 just remember that Merab beat Yan (bantamweight goat) with ease while Suga won by a commonly disputed decisionStrikingfags: Your rainbow twink doesn't stand a chance against the Georgian Machine
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Just finished rereading Teppu and All-Rounder Meguru after remembering a storytime on /a/ 2(?) years ago where some Brazilian dude got me into martial arts. If you browse this board, thank you you bastard, soon I'll be participating in my first competition.Anyway, I'm looking for more stuff like this, I already read Ippo btw. Also, movies and other media are also cool
Mou Ippon!! and Yawara! cover female judo.
>>190730
>>189476Others have already said it but Baki, the Anime and the Manga are both good
>>196301Yeah Mou Ippon is good. It doesn't have flashy moves and secret techniques but does a great job at showing what judo looks like for most people.
>>197134The only problem with Mou Ippon is that english language translations are dead.It did get an anime though.
Roller blading and roller skating general>Don't do crack, just roller skate editionhttps://youtu.be/t0LSkX46dS4Discuss tricks, gear, hobbies, and anything else relating to rolling. Derby and hockey fans are welcome to join as well.
holy fuck, we hit the bump limit after 2.5 years! who's going to make a new thread (with a better title)?back in the day these threads were called 'can't bail' which was way cooler than 'rolling assholes general'.
>>176406RADICAL ISLAM
>>197381Did "Can't bail" hit bump limit after 30 months? Because /rag/ did. Even still, it's nice to see a classical /asp/erger post.
>>197735>Did "Can't bail" hit bump limit after 30 months?not sure what you mean by this, but before /asp/ was overrun with wrestling threads the inline and bmx generals were almost as busy as /esg/ is nowadays.
>>191967i skate aggressive and air gear is the coolest shit, thanks for introducing
I know the japanese tourism and animation industry have a lot to thank toriyama for, but something underrated is how much the martial arts industry has to thank him forfact is it wouldn't be nearly as popular of a hobby as it is if this show never existed since it's the thing that inspired so many kids to get involvedso ITT we will discuss all things related to our training and self improvement and helping each otherexercises, training routines, diets, motivation, etc.work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty
>>195284Eddie Hall used something like that for his 500kg deadlift record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGaN66dcZEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnZ4ftlifik
holy fucking cringe
>>195407>he said on the martial arts board of the anime website
man I keep screwing up my diet, I just went out and got 2 donutsit's freakin 1:30 in the morning. I dont know why I do this.
>>195407I think you meant to say, holy fucking based!
Grappling causes skin infections
>>196638You have to wear flipflops outside of the mat as you go through the actual gym and lobby to the locker and toilets heh
>>195854You also have to clean it up the tatame from time to time . Use a broom then alcohol. I used to clean it up the tatame for free with a friend of mine before the class.
>>195854weak geneticneed to be culled from the gene pool
>>196648>broom and alcoholSo has your dumb ass never heard of a mop?
>>196692Where the fuck did I said "broom AND alcohol", retard? We use cloths btw
for 5 years i’ve tried to learn the ollie, this summer…this summer will be the one i know it
lmfao all these fuckers are lying to youyou have to have already jumped milliseconds before the pop occurs basically pretend its sf and ur sagat and ur regular so tiger knee happens with leading left knee>tiger knee (+kick)>pop happens behind you (your right foot taps the ground very rapidly using your ankle and calf)>you've already tiger knee'd so the leading foot is dragging up as the board comes into your foot *>lift your back mother fucking foot as soon as your ankle snaps, tuck that back knee into your shoulder as you tiger kneeboom city trashcans are your bitch*additional caveats include Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>194777you can do it. an ollie is just a human jumping while kicking a skateboard in a way that makes it follow your trajectory. it’ll happen. never give up!
>>194777>>195673https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WHOcNWhQPskhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKyrZ0BUMkw
>>195745Thanks fren
>>195673I got my pop down, now it looks my next thing I need to get better at is leveling. I slide my foot up the board then just fall right back down on the board. I recorded myself and saw the frame by frame, back foot is fine it’s just the front foot that’s not pushing it forward. I’m practicing stationary on a doormat, does the board level out easier when you’re moving?
is dancing an extreme sport?
Only break dancing and lion dancing.
>>191722you could twist your ankle out there or stub your toe, sounds pretty Xtreem to me.
>>191722freerunning ishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/EbcEtRN6HrQ
>Be me>coaching wrestling for young kids>getting aid from parent of kid in class cause he’s helping me wrangle the kids and make sure no one’s goofing off>do a test exercise for the kids to see if they can push through it>about 6 minutes of jumping jacks no stopping, if pointed at then you shuffle to me and back>waterbreak after >parent comes up to me>herewego.mov >starts telling me it was too hard for kids that age group>Tells me it’s more about trying to keep them interested and having fun cause of their age >start to understand what he’s saying >genuinely good advice at first>”These kids aren’t in competition. Most won’t even make travel teams and become good. There’s no need to push them.”>woah wtf >think that’s such a shitty reason to not make them work hard for a bit Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I has job security because nobody had my skill setSo like for example I had a group with 20something 7-11 year Olds in it and I made them all stand in a line at the beginning and I said there's a lot of you in here and only one of me, so there won't be any warnings, if you don't listen you're out and that's itWell 2 seconds later 2 boys are wrestling on the ground so they were made an example of and banished immediatelyThen their affluent Karen moms complained to me about how its unfair and they bring there kids here specifically for class and they're working moms and they're just kids. And I said you know who else are kids? The 20 other ones in the room that listened to what I was saying
>>195969Just ignore, anon. Smile and nod and exit the conversation. You owe him none of your time and attention. He can be a drama queen and pull his kid from the class, which is all the better.
>>195969wrestle him. whoever wins gets custody of his son
You know what fucking PISSES ME OFF!fucking STUDENTS being FUCKING NEW! And not fucking ALREADY KNOWING EVERYTHINGhttps://youtube.com/shorts/U848Dj-vABY?si=sph_ZJYAIUzTpTvd
>>195969Its definitely not worth losing your job keep it tranquillo
Jones would submit + elbow him to oblivion.
Jones is having difficulty submitting paperwork these days.
>>194591it would be such a good fight. especially if jones was in his prime>>194595lol
after analisys of over 300hours of video it was found that 96% of fights are only punching in the face/head learning boxing is the most important skill for self defense do not let anyone get close to you either, if you lose control of the distance atack first.
>>190827I personally love Krav Maga. Fundamental skills like punching and kicking are done as warm ups . From day one we did cardio. Other skills like knife and gun defenses were shown . Going to the ground and grappling was discouraged because in real life that's only good for one on one, not multiple attackers. Last of all Krav Maga is proven, as it's used by God's people the Israelis.
>>192847blades, knives, swords, and spears are the true weapons of warriors. Guns are good for distance fighting, but once you run out of ammo, you are defenseless against zombies.
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>>196891Funny enough Israeli style they don't carry a round in the chamber so there's a 0% chance these suckers would get a shot off in you by the time you are on them
Not a martial artist, have been in 1 real fight and a couple "scraps" in the past. If I could have chose a background in grappling or striking right there, I would have chose grappling easy. If you're in a fight for your life striking might be more viable. But if you're in the typical drunk/high guy is mad about something and comes at you, people are yelling about calling the cops with their phones out, beating the crap out of the person is not on your mind. All I kept thinking was that if I rock this drunk jack ass in the face and he falls and cracks his skull on the curb, I might be charged with manslaughter. I can knock his teeth out right now but one of these dumb asses filming could edit it to look like I started it, and I get taken in for assault. It was a lot easier to yank him to the ground and pin him till the cops came and arrested him. I am decently in shape now, but was not at the time, thankfully the guy was off his rocker and had downed 20 beers in a few hours while I was sober DD The issue I'd see with grappling is if you're in an unfair fight against multiple people really trying to kill you. I'm sure an experienced BJJ guy could handle 2 drunk guys. 2 muggers with a knife is questionable. You pin one guy while the other shanks you in the kidney?And that really goes into why fighting back isn't the best form of self defence. Cardio is, lol. Better to outrun the 2 guys with knives than try and properly box them
