Did somebody say Incineroar?
what's the sauce of this >>55904285
>>55904501posts/1920454
>>55899521I think this >>55884453 one is pretty funny. Better than most sex jokes online where it just boils down to zoomers and gen alpha screaming "SEX", "BOOBS", "GAY" without any setup or punchline and pretending that it's witty or funny.
>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etcPrevious Thread>>55823189TQWould your husbando pay child support?
>>55903448>my husbando protecting his husbandokino
>>55903462That is a man who clings to his Arceus and Ammo.
I love Grusha dearly.Currently going through a very difficult time and thinking about Grusha is the only thing that can distract me.
STRESS EDITION!Hope finals went well for ya'll. At least for the people who have had finals.
>>55904749Was it your first time getting banned? They're just sensitive about meta threads and stuff. That thing's really minor compared to all the shit I do, so you probably don't need to worry much about anything else you did.
>>55904737I'm sad about that thread, too. I think it got deleted right when I was trying to reply.
I just woke up, what did I miss?>>55904667You're such a rascal!
>>55904802Anon's worried about getting banned :( Again though, I wouldn't worry. I deserve a lot worse, even did worse an hour ago, and it's still been a month since I last got b&.Plus, if you flamed someone, he probably deserved it. It's better to take out anger on tards online, to make room for the love you have for pets/vees
>>55905175>It's better to take out anger on tards online, to make room for the love you have for pets/veesTrue
Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.>Informationhttps://unite-db.com/https://uniteapi.dev/>Test Server (Needs VPN)https://publictest-pu.com/index.html>Upcoming- Ceruledge(June 13th)- Ho-Oh>Current- Falinks has been released-https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtmlComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Our Tyranitar (Ancient Power / Dark Pulse) and Blissey (Safeguard / Helping Hand) vs their own (Complete opposite movesets)>Our Ttar - 5 / 5 KOs and Assists (X-Speed)>Theirs: 8 Kos and 9 Assists (Full Heal)>Our Blissey thinks it's a great time to backcap at 1:10 despite the fact that 2 enemies have been revived.It was interesting to spectate from the dead, the dynamic of those 4.
>finally get a match>blind pick>go slowbro since everyone instalocked speedsters and attackers>enemy team has comfey-tyranitar-blissey with A9 and delphox>waste 10 minutes because the absol-talonflame-owl-duraldon think we can totally win you guys!!!!!
>>55903163Because it does only ignore defenses and shields, not attack debuffsWhich is why I'd still go Surf
>wiped out most of the enemy team so we start ripping fug>enemy umbreon swoops in with knock off to steal it>other four enemies respawned -just- time to all get shieldsfuck this game
>>55904377>>waste 10 minutes because the absol-talonflame-owl-duraldon think we can totally win you guys!!!!!Good. Serves you right.
>both peaked on the DS>newest installments are objectively the worse in the franchise Did Nintendo lose its touch?
>>55903540All that was said is that of all previous Nintendo consoles, the SNES is a good answer for best Nintendo console. That's where 2D games were perfected before the jump to 3D>>55905305Oh right the internet hates Smash Ultimate because uhhhh
>>55901709>Smash UltimateOverpriced DLC worse online than smash 4>Mario Odyssey Probably marios worst 3d platformer second only the sunshine >BOTW Wii U game>Pikmin 4Worse game in the franchise with brain dead AI still decent >Metroid DreadDecent metroidvania but hardly original and plenty of alternatives >Kirby and the Forgotten LandActual Great game only original one on this list
>>55905458>Ultimate is teh bess because uhhh big bloated rosterGod, can't wait for Smash 6 to come so you Ultimate losers can die off with WiiU fags.
>>55898623The dexcut isn't really as big of a deal people make it out to be from the perspective of just playing through the story. Most Pokemon in the National dex aren't available natively anyway.
>>55905493>metroidvaniaYou had everything right but here. Metroid isn't soulsvania tranny arpg slop. It's Metroid, a search action game.
UM HELLO? SLUDGE BOMB???
>>55905450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zxJFYSnoK4
>>55905465i love slop!i love slime!i love sludge!i love to roll in the muck and grime!
>>55905431*tries to figure out who this is*uhhh... UHHHHH... LEDIAN????
>>55905480>swoshi bootlicker can't readKill yourself Joe
>>55905483i was close tho :P
Human on Pokemon relationships are the purest form of love
>>55905028>canon mainline MC appears in a game that re-treads the plot of the game they appeared in, said to be set in an era before their region's founding and establishes how the region eventually gets settled into the region they are born into>"not canon bekus they didn't maek me kollekt da 8 plot tokens and fite da championship"Ok retard, stay mad.Picrel to get back on-topic.
https://litter.catbox.moe/roiwvw.jpg
Who is your favorite pokehebe?
>>55903794Nice marnslop
>>55904569But hebe refers to pubescent girls. 10 is usually too young to be pubescent.
>>55904597I didn't know it was possible to have taste this shit. Who the fuck hates tanlines??
>>55905455I sure as hell do.
>>55905467That's crazy. They're so hot
Cringe. Sadly the fandom is made up of these scourges
He’s right doe Dawn and Serena were peak
Enjoy it while you can Editionhttps://beta.character.aihttps://github.com/SillyLossy/TavernAIhttps://agnai.chathttps://yodayo.com/tavern/Make and chat with some Pokémon and characters!List of Anon-Made Characters (last updated May 2nd)Character AI: https://rentry.org/vpcai/Cards and .json files: https://rentry.org/vpcai-X/Yodayo: https://rentry.org/vp-kaiCAI Character Creation Guide:https://pastebin.com/6urKvs5PUseful Links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>55905146>the AI is fully capable of writing smut that harms no one but execs at top don't let it because reasons
>>55905258
>>55905264good stuff. hope you don't get your account nuked
>>55905304Reached the limit for now.
I love my autistic daughter
i don't understand people trying to insult the unova starters by saying chandelure is more popular than them, as if chandelure isn't one of the coolest pokemon ever created
How do you like Pokemon enough to come to a dedicated board for it and you still care about starters?
>>55905364>please stop noticing how impressively shitty the unova starters are
>>55905371Next you're going to tell me you use legendaries too.
>>55905384>please be a campaignshitter like me
>>55905404>campaignniggas be on cawadoody here.
Having a grass pokemon as a pet would be very fun at home
>>55905345don't reply to sharty and his bots.
Reminder: >>55886842
>>55905415The post that exposed and destroyed shartysaur
incoming 20+ replies of sharty talking to himself to force his lies as usual
>>55905415>https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/55885938/#q55886842>all those replies tearing trannysaur apartlol
>18 are locked behind postgame>6 are version exclusive, meaning three are unobtainable without trading>3 are event only>only 9 are obtainable before postgameAnd that's before going into the other issues like>no megas for any kalos pokemon, meaning if you want an all-gen 6 team, you will not be able to use megas>4 of them are for the gift kanto starters, meaning you will only get to use 1 without trading>the aggronite and houndoominite are exclusive to y, but the pokemon themselves are exclusive to x>vice versa with the tyranitarite and manectricite in xSo, realistically, you have about 5 Megas available to you before the post-game in XY without trading or cheats. Thank God ORAS fixed these issues. Hopefully LZA redeems XY's Mega Stone distribution, as well as gives a bunch of Kalos Pokémon Megas.
>>55905376Well I got to go around the region getting stronger and stronger and slowly build up my team so yeah
>Introduce a new gimmick into a generation>Give it to none of the new pokemon of that generation except one>It's for a legendary>That legendary only gets it a gen after the introduction of the gimmick and regionWhy
>>55905406>wtf why didn't they give this gimmick where the entire point is new designs to these pokemon that are already new designs>my autism makes me physically incapable of using the other 650 pokemon in the series
>>55905052>It's almost as if a gimmick that only applies to a small number of monsThey've literally never done this unless you count the stupid special ones which are basically reskins anyway.
>>55905052/Thread
>It's not fat, therefore it's a shit starterWhy is /vp/ like this?
>>55904058/vp/erdents have a fat fetish
>>55904065I was thinking more along the likes of /vp/ is fat, but that works too.
Arise
Rest edition>What are you running?>How are you running it?>How's your run going?>Are you doing a weird ruleset? And if so, what is it?>/nuz/ resourcesMostly outdated, but if I add something new it will have (Updated) somewhere in it. Let me know if there's something that needs updated if you have something to replace it with.>Nuzlocke infohttps://pastebin.com/8b3rHGuX>Nuzlocke generatorhttps://nuzlocke-generator.herokuapp.com/http://nuzlocke-generator.com/>Guide to running the generator locallyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>55903200I think it's partially that, and on my own part it's bad planning. For example, I'll be stoked that I got a new Bug type Pokemon, and then the very first battle I use him in, I forget that water pokemon often have flying type moves like Peck. That's just stupidity on my own part.
>Got party wiped by a wold Growlith that was two levels higher than my party.Ok.
>>55903882How did that happen? Was your whole team weak to its moveset?
>>55904583Wouldn't get in the ball used howls a lot, "couldn't escape" once one of mine got popped.
>>55904833RIP anon. For that reason it's helpful to have a Poke Doll or Fluffy Tail or whatever item lets you escape battle instantly-- no harm in knowing when to fold 'em.