I am financially excited.This might be just my schizo feeling because of semen retention euphoria, but I think we are JUST starting the 2024 gigapump including alt season.
>>58521561Obviously it has to cool down first. But I have a feeling something massive is coming. Very soon.
>>58521608>>58521540ofc etfs are weeks if not months from live, smart money is buying now and in the past!https://cryptoquant.com/asset/eth/chart/exchange-flows
>>58521561BTC also dumped after the ETF. It didn't start pumping up until a month later.
Busting is good for preventing prostate cancer. Stop retaining semen.
>>58521876no monk or priest who retains has increased cancer ratestop being a Jewish porn shill
>60KWTF JUST HAPPENED???
>>58522194I'm guessing it's a form of coping roleplay?> Yes, I am a strong, successful /biz/nessman who keeps making the right trades. Yes. I can see it now.
>>58521569Jesus Christ came down from the blue heavens and said Chainlink is Father's official coin. CNN is reporting Jesus's interview with Sergey right now. Can't believe this shit's happening and I'm still poor.
>>58522286Jesus just turned toy LINK cubes into big macs live on TV holy shitAND THE FUCKING PRICE IS RED HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
>>58521560Kek bobos coping so hard they have lost contact with reality. Suicides next
>>58522178>>58521560op rite now
>>58522149keked
>>58522149No. ETH is still garbage. If a shit ETF launches, you are still buying shit, just with Larry's white glove treatment now. The protocol is running the same code as it was when everyone thought it was going to be denied. Still the same machine that allows whales to extract wealth from normies without them realizing. Still a Trojan horse leading in CBDC proxies to oppress us all.
>>58522149His point was that 2nd best doesn't matter in the first place and it might as well be a participation trophy. Getting an ETF for desperate pandering political reasons isn't a vindication of some kind that it can compete with BTC's value prop. Eth is still a recreation of the fiat system, PoS an abomination, and no self respecting man will want to hold eth just to be dumped on by communists who can give themselves more eth for nothing or have the issuance schedule be changed on a whim by econ illiterates who keep shuffling their narrative focus around.I didn't get into "gryptogurrency" to have to trust the character of the web-developer tier intellects that comprise the fagtherium community. And people who do want that just to fulfill their gambling need are increasingly of the mind to go with something like Solana instead.
My contacts are hearing rumors that Chainlink may be the 3rd ETF. Do what you will with this information.
>>58517323so sir gay deepthroating and rimming swift is not him desperately trying to get some serious revenue in it's just him le #buidling le epic #link #ecosystem. got it. you niggas use way too much mental energy to protect your gay little crapto asset and for fucking what. not like it has done anything positive for you in the last 10 years.
>>58517323>Itll be Avax. Nice larp thoughwhy avax? doesn't make sense to me
>>58519605lucky the ones who actually still have bags of said coins.... kek
>>58517276cant you shitpost somewhere else?
>>58519357when has that stopped anyone? good and evil are subjective
In previous actual bullruns this ETF news would have sent every alt up at least 500% up overnight.
>>58522652lol, fucking hitler
>>58522652
>>58518245Where are those 13 years of crab you talk about? All I see is fairly predictable cycles where btc takes on the halve process, it goes down for a few months and then goes to the moon and breaks previous ath's. Over and over and over again so I don't understand the connection.
>>58518030pftttthahahahahahano it wouldn't you fucking tranny shit should be way worse than it is right now in fact do you think wealthy people that never touched crapto are going to jump into it foaming at the mouth salivating at the thought of buying in? NO. do you think pajeets, third worlders, whales and everyone else will patiently wait for that money to pour in so they can redeem at an appropiate exit? NO. it's a cycle of stupidity and ignorance, i'm surprised blackcok didn't completely kill of bitcoin.
it ded !
What's this pattern called?
>>585224041. The main market for the Coinmetro token (ticket: XCM) has always been Coinmetro, the same entity which issued the Coinmetro Token.2. The leading price tracking website CoinMarketCap (ticket: CMC), "CoinMarketCap is the world's most-referenced price-tracking website for cryptoassets in the rapidly growing cryptocurrency space.", has always shown the Coinmetro Token (ticket: XCM) main market price which has been the Coinmetro price.Case closed.
>>585224381. The past does not dictate the present. While Coinmetro was once the main market for XCM, the period of illiquidity led to a market shift as Uniswap was the only liquid market. It is only right to use the spot price of what it is currently trading for and due to a lack of liquidity on CM’s XCM pairs the ONLY spot market price in the world was on Uniswap where the token actually was tradeable, albeit at a lower cost.2. Coinmarketap is a centralized entity with a lack of oversight on many smaller projects. What they may have done in the past, the present, and the future is not relevant to what the token price was currently trading for. This price was ONLY available by Uniswap working as a decentralized oracle for XCM trading prices.I am a dump phoneposter who got into trouble with the maids for posting erotic drawings so I will excuse myself from this court, though I assume there will be no further objections unless you wish to part with your Pinakions.
>>58522481It's clear that the defendant is a dangerous criminal with no respect for any kind of rules or law.
>>58522644I’m not the one with the PDOE identifier.
>>58522663WALLED.COM
Why does the men's washroom at my office have women's sanitary products (maxipads and tampons).
>>58522367Unironically, to get people to post online on how progressive they are. You could always soak them full of piss if you are upset about this.
>>58522367> maxipads and tamponsto stop bleeding in a gunshot wound and cover it, duh.
If you don’t let women into your “men’s restroom”- you’re misogynistic and a sick piece of shit
>>58522367Uhh, its 2024 you disgusting bigot. Men have periods too and deserve our support
>>58522367You have one or more transmasc in your office, and you have failed to identify them as such.Surrender your "I can always tell" card immediately.
GUYS HOLY SHNITZELS
>>58522460what happened? or rather, what will happen ?!
>>58522476LOOK AT THE YELLOW LINE !!!!!!
looks like a classic cat formation in the making. The paw is in
>>58522476>what will happenBurgers will never spell german words including "sch" correctly
People can’t even afford gas or food but yeah they’ll buy internet Chuck E Cheese tokens. Makes total sense. It is after the halving after all. Yup! Just ignore all the global uncertainty and stuff. People will buy 1s and 0s any time now!
>>58522434>coping>seething(You are here)>roping
>>58522434>Not thinking the average joe will gamble again the little savings they have due to greed as living conditions get more expensive over time and the value of the dollar keeps crateringNGMI faggot bear
>>58522625Hmm so you admit crypto is just a predatory Ponzi scheme? Got it!
>sell a coin at 300k mc losing over 50% on my initial>next day it does a x10 and is at 3mil mc
>>58522332I got rekt
>>58522584what did you do?
>>58522586bought a bunch of chainlink at 20+
>>58522591wtf dude, why did you buy pajeet shilling lol
>>58522584>>58522591
aw shit here we jeet again
>>58516994BASED APU WHALES SAVE US AACCKKK
>>58516994this one had some potential but it seems they have given up, almost no updates in the last days
>>58516994is apu even still on dexview? suddenly i can't find its charts anymore, i don't have many options anymore
is it popo on eth, the APU police ?
>>58519871yeeeee. good time to enter we just had a decent retrace
Do you anons have an exit strategy? I hope you're not bagholding through another major crash
>>58522206all or nothing thats what im here for nigger, if I wanted boomer gains id be in stocks happy with my +10%
>>58522206I hold 2 coins. I’m hoping to get enough from one of them to pay off my student loads and car (50K total estimating the taxes I’ll have to pay from selling). My other bag is LINK. I own 500 and I’m not selling until I reach at least $250K :^)
>>58522602Scammer
>>58522418ez money.
Janny fags want you to fail.
Im probably one of 3 people that unironically like her music and own crypto but i dont think me and the two other unknowns can pump these bags hard enough. Good luck though.
>>58519413I just want to take money from hordes of rabid swifties
>>58519435Better off selling some cheap chinese taylor merch or something. Maybe even fake signatures or something.
i will say.. i'm surprised it hasn't rugged yet
I bought swifties on ETH a few weeks ago and I’m up 80% on it. Come September when the nfl starts back up, the bull market is going, it seems like it is a good bet to do well.
Another weekend spend alone at home, no money to spend on pizza nor good food, no frends, no gf...Please at least I WANT TO BE RICH
>>58521254Invest in yourself. It sounds gay but I’m actually serious.
>>58521852Ignore this fucktard op, he is here just shilling shit
>>58522542
>>58522542>invest in myself>dumps
>>58522301stop lying there are no tools to automate trading besides using automated basic calls. there is no ai and even if there were ai models for this kind of shit would you actually trust that shit with your money?? be fucking real nigga
Are you still falling for the inflation myth?
how do we respond?
I can't wait until this nightmare is over
>>58521192btc fees are dogshit, no wonder volume is so low, people would rather trade with shit like dogecoin just to not make miners rich
>>58521192Who cares? it's had higher volume in the past too on occasion, what matters is consistent volume
>>58522302this - with alts showing signs of life, no one wants to go back to BTC and until those fees go down, that's the way it's gonna stay.
everyone is tethering up, down to 0 we go
Whats the best long term crypto game?In oposition to the bunch of morons wich comform this board, Im a patient and rathional guy. I know that there is no point on trying to time the market and I wish to hold position for years up to a decade.Keeping this in mind, how should I build my portafolio?
>>58522036BTC, ETH, LTC, BCH. Boring but solid.
>>58522036>best long term >cryptogetting as much liquidity out as fast as possible
>>58522043>>58522049Okay, I could also stake them for interest, but I dont like leaving my coins on an exchange. What do you think
>>58522036>I wish to hold position for years up to a decade>best long term crypto gameIf you're serious about long term, crypto is the riskiest asset you could hold.
>>58522036Your approach is a smart one, realistically a lot of people here are burned by chasing scams and pump & dumps or don't have enough money to make a big difference for themselves and are focusing their energy on the wrong things. If you actually want long-term success and a financial foundation that will give you freedom and a real chance at early retirement, do the following:- Contribute up to your company's match in your 401k and invest it all in an S&P 500 or total stock market index fund with low ER- Max out a Roth IRA every year with same stock choices as above- With expendable income/funds remaining, invest it all into BTC, ETH, XRP, and HBAR (30/30/20/20 split)Good luck, anon
How long have you guys been on biz?For me, crypto since 2016, Biz since 2017
if you were an oldfag you would be on www.chainlink.chat
been on biz since 2007. i remember this board before crypto ruined it, we used to have real conversations about business ideas back then
>>58514311crypto 2017biz 2020
>>58521085Still, conversations about DePIN are ongoing as it introduces real-world applications, which can appeal to big businesses. Peaq is leading the way in this regard.
>>58514311Imagine being such a good looking chad that a beauty queen makes you into her sex slave by force. It’s no fair bros…..
>500k loading zone>less than 200 holders>half of supply fully locked and out of rotation>ad campaign running>airdrop campaign emminent Get a bag, or forever hold your peace fellow /biz/tards
It’s a biztard paradise at their headquarters/TG
>>58522163slow & white, the way God intended
>>58522144You forgot>we promise to dump on you once we 4x
>>58522144How do I get it bro? Please spoon-feed :)
