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I'm extremely insecure of my intelligence, memory, and focus. I'm envious when 90% of people seem to grasp things better intuitively than I do. I try to say to myself that I need to be happy with who I am, but deep down it's a cope that I know will never work for as long as I live.
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>>77536092
>what's your diet like
I don't eat slop if that's what you're asking
>do you get enough sleep
Yes
>do you exercise
Sometimes, but definitely need to work out more
>do you have enough vitamins
I eat foods with vitamins so probably
>do you drink enough water
Yes
>do you work or go to school
Yes to both
>do you socialize or are you shut-in
I do socialize

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>>77536130
try sweating more and see if it help clear your mind. you can run, walk, or lift weights, even swim if that's your thing. but it can help you out.

there is definitely a way for you to gain better memory I don't believe you're so stupid you can't gain intelligence if you can communicate the way you are right now. definitely not stupider than the average person if you're here.
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>>77536025
I know it's not specific but what was the last thing though, I'm just curious.
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>>77536194
I'm in college and I had a class where I had no idea wtf I was doing most of the time, I still passed but barely. Read the textbook multiple times and the professor wasn't helpful.
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>>77536213
>Read the textbook multiple
By this I meant read the parts in the textbook which were applicable to what I was learning, I didn't read the entire textbook.

I want to fuck my 42 years old coworker.
We also have similar interests.
Should I go for it? I'm 30.
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>>77535717
Milf pussy is great for sure, but fucking a coworker could be dangerous for your employment. That being said, i will always regret not banging 2 sexy milfs giving signals at a job I had that I ended up quitting a year in to anyway.
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Definitely go for it.

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don't forget this anons
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>>77536172
Uh I read "Non-progressive is regressive."

>NO anon! ANAL HURTS!

Why are females such cry babies? Its literally a given thing that if you're in a relationship youre gona get it in the ass. Every single porn star does anal now days. If they can handle giant porn dicks in their shit pipe then so can normal femoids.
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>>77535941
yes truly the gayest thing about me is sticking my tongue and penis in a womans butthole (located cm away from her pussy)
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>>77535941
real, wake up op
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>>77535941
>fucking a woman
>gay

Ok anon.
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>>77535214
Females could always settle for unattractive male feminist incels who would be happy just eating them out and gently fingering them without any expectation of any or penetration in general, but females are stupid picky bitches who would rather get painful anal from Chad than settle for less. They complain about anal but it's still an acceptable sacrifice for them vs the alternative of just not being so fucking picky
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>>77535214
straight guys who want anal are porn addicts and don't know how to do it without pain

this is what happens when they do

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1k0y0p/my_asshole_crushed_his_hopes_and_dreams/

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I was set up to be raped by niggers by indian immigrants in the government of alberta, this 100% ruined my life and i never recovered
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>>77536095
Elaborate nigger
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>>77536110
Ive been very delibrately trying to manifest them being quartered by cyber trucks for years, i hope one day everyone appreciates how reasonable this request was
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>>77536125
how's that working for you? maybe get yourself some self-defence equipment.
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>>77536125
Your failure to elaborate makes me think yous a retarded bitch
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>>77536159
glownigger, do not interact

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I am ugly, therefore I shall dress ugly. To put something good on is to play pretend and make myself a clown.
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>>77536117
what a fucking swag
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>>77536117
someone out there thinks you're attractive you should dress up nice for them. I'm a solid 4 at best, but I'm handsome to my girlfriend somehow.
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>>77536117
I just wear a simple shirt, shorts or jeans depending on the climate and flipflops if it's near and shoes if it's far.
Those that don't like it can suck my cock

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hear me out in this hypothetical scenario anons
>be boy
>turn 12 and start getting erections
>instead of getting "the talk" your mom teaches you how to have sex and use protection
>since you are using protection there's no risk of pregnancy which teaches you a good lesson
>you're doing it with the woman you trust the most so she will know perfectly how to teach you and you wouldnt feel awkard or be fucking some random woman
>other kids wouldn be able to make fun of you about being a virgin cause you arent one
>will strengthen your bond between you and your mother and will serve as a milestone just like learning to drive or drinking your first beer
>would even teach you to respect wmoen
why aren't we doing this?
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i would not have fucked my ugly repulsive mother
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>>77534564
lol ikr originally
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>>77533793
I remember the counter-phimosis handjobs and I wish I hadn't been born
It wasn't fun bc she was obviously ashamed
I hate single mothers esp. when they haven't taken care to have a strong local social network so that there are trustworthy ppl to learn from around instead of "I paid for school so not my problem" copout
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>>77535521
but what i could actually see is a biphasic relationship model. how we treat relationships now is based on the marriage model that originally involved getting married in your teens (or teen girl with an older male) and having children shortly after. but people dont want children that early anymore. what if we normalised that every boy would be with an older woman first, and every girl a man, and then at around a certain age you would look for your second, much younger partner that you keep for life. or you could make it a bigamous thing where everyone just gets these two people and noone else. the older person could teach some things about sex and about life
just a thought
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>>77535606
Just came to this tnx

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Why do millennial lesbians hate attractive women?
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>>77536066
>Why do millennial lesbians hate attractive women?
they were rejected by femme girls in high school and college
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Like seriously what's wrong with seeing all women as beautiful and sexy? You'd think that they'll agree with that.
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>>77536076
This, lesbians are just dickless incels. Their version of chad is all men.
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>>77536066
I fucking hate women so fucking much I want to kill myself

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Are there any black metal bands that havent cucked out?
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I'm not into black metal much despite being a metalhead, but I get why people like bands such as Dimmu Borgir for example even though I'm not very familiar with them. Are there any songs similar to their Mourning Palace? The kind that have melodic and maybe symphonic elements and sound more mainstream in a sense.

Also, is does anyone have an issue with YouTube reducing the volume halfway through a song when you're private browsing? I listen to a lot of music in private mode to avoid shitting up my recommendation algorithm and it always does that for the first song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9pLV9kG3-s
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>>77535978
Also, my favorite non-black metal by a black metal band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qla8lyDUSEc
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>>77535978
Symphonic Death Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2HkiP45ajY
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>>77534467
are you sure about that?
are you absolutely sure?
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>>77536116
forgot picrel
read em and weep

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If you can cum by shoving shit up your ass then why don't you cum when you take a shit?
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>>77533519
Philosophers have been asking this very question for millions of years. I think Kant and Aristotle tackled this very topic.
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>>77533586
That's where you're wrong, it tastes great if I eat the right things.
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>>77533519
Sauce for that pic OP? Please and thank you.
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>>77536089
>coombraining so hard he asks for source when there's a watermark
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idk why anyone wasted time making anime girls after asuka rei and misato.

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All social media should be totally anonymous. Even 4chan isn't good enough on this for me. I can't stand all the attention whore normies and how everyone will go through your post history to gather dirt on you. They're all vultures who jump on the first opportunity to cause some drama.
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>>77535858
Drama is good if its funny.

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If you look at the comment sections of interracial porn videos and gangbang videos, 80 percent of comments and praise are from black guys. Likewise, most young blacks own a PS5 or Xbox and they all play Madden, NBA and other video games even inside the crack house it's common to see gangs of young black guys chillin and playing video games

When white males watch porn and play video games, this is used against them and it is implied that they are low t incels for doing this.
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>>77535829
>If you look at the comment sections of interracial porn videos and gangbang videos, 80 percent of comments and praise are from black guys. Likewise, most young blacks own a PS5 or Xbox and they all play Madden, NBA and other video games even inside the crack house it's common to see gangs of young black guys chillin and playing video games
Black people have a warrior culture. "Games," including both sports and mental games, are highly prized in warrior culture because they prepare you for the real thing. That's where their comparatively higher opinion of videogames comes from. I don't know about the porn thing. I think maybe Black women are just happy that a porn-watching Black man who says in the U.S. at least isn't a passport bro, lol.
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>>77535992
I was here since highschool so it's mostly nostalgia for shitposts. now everything is massively gay or faggy but everywhere else on the internet is even worse. they weren't kidding when they said you're here forever. I've been here since 2014.
>>77535997
or they shut down criticism. you need to have a thick skin because other blacks don't tolerate weakness, and will make your life hell if you cave. I got in a ton of fights in school because I was an antisocial nerd boy getting picked on. If I didn't fight them back they would've kept fucking with me forever.
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>>77535829
>When white males watch porn and play video games, this is used against them and it is implied that they are low t incels for doing this.
Its just the chad thing bro, thugs are the chads, so regardless of what chad aka the thug in this case does, its not a problem. When a non chad does it then theres a problem. I dont have the image saved but you know the one where the girl keeps saying
>I like X guys
Buti ts just the same dude dressed up differently, same shit
Im >>77535997 btw
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>>77535829
Black men are chads by nature who impregnate and abandon black women constantly, not to mention also beating the shit out of them. Black women don't want to make things even worse by antagonizing them.
Modern white men in contrast stopped being abusive and independent so they're an easier target vs. the 1950s when white women would be similarly afraid of speaking out against their men.
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>>77536033
>I don't know about the porn thing
as a black, we are pretty open about porn, it's kind of normalized in our circles to talk about it. so there's no shame. we talk about how a chick's ass is fat in public as she walks past us, and they either ignore it or acknowledge us, but either way we don't care.

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I gave up wizard powers for this
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>>77535547
>swollen testicles
>inflammation of the penile
Bros.... is gonorrehea going to make my dick and balls bigger?
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>>77535547
must be nice sexhaver, too bad it wasn't AIDS
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>>77535547
You got it because you were prisonh ...(pricing)... PRIDING , geez that's a LOT OF autocorrect and typos.....your validity on wizard status..
You get what you put out.
>ew gross no
>lol become the thing

Sucks boooyyyeeee
Clean it up and get back out there
Did you tell him to get to the doctor ? @_@... you should let them know

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>how did you get here?
>why haven't you left?
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>>77536017
>The front page
>I like shitposting
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>>77536017
1 in a million levels of mental illness
Sometimes you guys have pretty useful advice for me despite the board generally being pure garbage
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>>77536017
>>how did you get here?
clicked on a forum link when i was 13
>>why haven't you left?
im unable
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>>77536017
>how did you get here?
Years ago someone on another board said you should never come here because it destroys your soul
>why haven't you left?
Lo and behold it's the only place I fit in.

The whole "if an unattractive guy says he's nice, there's just no way he can be nice, he MUST be lying and/or only doing nice actions out of transactional/dishonest motivations" thing is simply wrong but women embrace it as obvious truth that it is offensive to disagree with

Then women will act like men only care about sex and having a trad gf who acts like a mother to him. And will just straight up refuse to accept that some men actually care about romance, emotional intimacy, fairness, and other nonsexual stuff, clinging to the assumption that "well all men just want to screw us over, so might as well be screwed by Chad!"

Then there's the whole "actually no men know what a natural average woman without makeup and other beauty standards stuff looks like so there's literally no way a man can say he'd be fine with that and be truthful... so we all have to make that effort (but also don't you dare suggest we do it for men, we do it for ourselves)" shit

Then there's women acting like they are the chief victims of society even though men are more likely to do suicide or die early, plus how women will talk loudly about how it's ok for men to walk away from traditional gender roles but then they just want to fuck trad masc chads

Idk things would just be a lot more bearable if women were honest and open about how fucking picky they are. As much as it would piss people off, it's not like there would seriously be widespread support for forcing them to date against their will. And being fed all their lies and then seeing how strongly opposed to reality they are, it just seems more frustrating than if women were honest and didn't get men's hopes up to begin with

Women are not the romantic, empathetic, equality valuing gender they pretend to be


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